Which Minor Works Protagonist Are You?

[HerenIstarion]

Intriguingly enough, I'm

FARMER GILES OF HAM -- You're the salt of the earth, a gruff farmer who rises beyond your station through luck and cunning. You are an unlikely hero but a force to be reckoned with

Gruff? Moi? En vérité c'est pas possible!... When delicacy is my middle name? And yet, and yet... m-mm, lemme see... maybe, may well be, even is so.... especially when they [try to, most likely in vain] rouse me in the morning... but ain't farmer supposed to be an early riser?.... well, every rule must have an exception, so that makes sense, I suppose... or does it?...'Salt of the earth' - did you just call me dirt, mate?... it is a compliment? Is it?...


Well, cutting out dramatics, can't tell I did expect this, but can't tell I'm displeased with the result either. Only me and my Queen Agatha shall have to exercise more to stay fit these days when solidity is often mistaken for friability...