Which Lord of the Rings Villain Are You? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Celuien · 04-03-2006, 06:12 PM

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes.

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf.

The Only Real Estel · 04-03-2006, 06:40 PM

Sauron

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom.

Diamond18 · 04-03-2006, 06:54 PM

I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit.

Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves.

narfforc · 04-03-2006, 08:13 PM

Another Shelob here..............................?????????????

Taralphiel · 04-03-2006, 08:26 PM

Another Sauron

A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now....

Fordim Hedgethistle · 04-03-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Celuien

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes.

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf.

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4

So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....

Encaitare · 04-03-2006, 10:17 PM

Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil!

Alcarillo · 04-03-2006, 10:37 PM

Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer".

Lalwendë · 04-04-2006, 02:54 AM

Cool, I'm Shelob (though I did have pretensions to being Saruman). Spawn of the void............

Quote:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Should davem be scared? I want him to do the test now so I know what I'm dealing with.

Mithalwen · 04-04-2006, 06:12 AM

I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same.

Morsul the Dark · 04-04-2006, 08:04 AM

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Personality: Gollum

Description: You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself

at first i was mad "Gollum?! that sucks," but when i read the description its true im decietful and love food and do mumble to myself(as a matter of fact thats got me into trouble at work) just ask my giant catepillar friend hally

Hilde Bracegirdle · 04-04-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4

Now why would a host Sauron wantabes be so obessed with 'Lord of the Rings', I wonder? Reminds me of sports figures watching a replay of a game to see exactly what went wrong, in the hope that they might do better next time.

Maeggaladiel · 04-04-2006, 11:19 AM

Hehehe! Fun test, Fordim!

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Personality: Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Wow. I'm a pretty evil, albiet charming, girl! FEAR ME AND MY APPARENT LACK OF FRIENDSHIP!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 04-04-2006, 11:47 AM

I'm Shelob - obviously. I would have been rather disappointed if I had got some other result.

Quote:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you.You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Yeah, that's me. And the reason of existence is now solved, I see. Splendid.

mormegil · 04-04-2006, 12:12 PM

I am Sauron...I don't know why, I don't want world domination...yet!

Are there only the four choices then?

Meela · 04-04-2006, 03:03 PM

Sauron. Now I'll start getting ideas... I don't think anybody'll be too pleased if I built a giant tower in the garden, although it beats the usual neighborly disputes over a few hedges.

As for the Harry Potter test... Luna, naturally.

Gandalf_the _white · 04-29-2006, 02:40 PM

well i did morsul's quiz and i got:
The following result best describes your answers:

Personality: Sam

Description: You like to help out whenever possible(I bet you do charity) You do not like to be a leader but can take charge if need be also very protective of those around you

WooHoo!!!! Convienient considering my new thread

Naria · 04-29-2006, 04:20 PM

Awww....the quiz came up with Saruman for me. How cute

That would really explain why soooo many people think I'm so scary....eepp

Glirdan · 04-04-2006, 03:12 PM

Ooo!!! Shelob as well!! That was something I wasn't expecting!!

Orominuialwen · 04-04-2006, 04:36 PM

I was Sauron, which somehow doesn't surprise me.

Morsul the Dark · 04-06-2006, 07:58 AM

as i said im gollum

HP Im Hagrid

Bêthberry · 04-06-2006, 10:27 AM

Oh, all right, all right! I have been inundated (well, more than 2

) with PMs about Lobelia.

What, Downers want to know, what about her conversion to the right side? All well and good I say, and the more's the chance to explore her character to understand that in an rpg. But all in all, given all the hobbity, Shire-like questions Mr. Fordim asks here, I think some sort of domestic/ parishy kind of villain would provide a surprising turn of events in the face of the overwhelmingly dastardly types which Mr. Hedgethistle has prepared us for here. I mean, do all of us secretly harbour thoughts of what it might be like to be villanous? and what fun to find ourselves only half rewarded!

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-06-2006, 11:12 AM

There are a lot of villains not represented in the quiz. Wormtongue, Bill Ferny, Ted Sandyman, the Squint-Eyed Southerner, Grisznakh, Shagrat, Durin's Bane, Glaurung, Smaug etc etc. I guess the Professor was focussing on the main ones.

I'm with the Sauronic majority. Can't for the life of me work out why.

Legolas in spandex · 04-08-2006, 02:03 PM

Dear God, I am Shelob!!!!???

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-11-2006, 10:32 AM

Another Shelob. I am obviously so misanthropic that I don't even want slaves.

WaynetheGoblin · 04-16-2006, 06:50 PM

this is a gollum speaking.

ninja91 · 05-26-2006, 10:38 AM

The test said I have no personality, not the faintest idea of friendship, and that I like to see weaker ones whimper in terror before me. None of these but the last one are true.
I liked that test though. I turned out to be Shelob. How ironic. I have arachnophobia.

Celuien · 04-04-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle

So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....

Ah, well there goes my theory.

Although I'll admit to going back and taking the quiz over to see if I could get different results, so not all of the official results may reflect accurate results. Until I realized I could just click on the correct answers link to see which answers give which results.

04-03-2006, 06:12 PM	#1
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	You knew this was coming. Attack of the stats. Saruman: IIIII III Sauron: IIIII II Shelob: IIII Gollum: I With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

04-03-2006, 06:40 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	another... Sauron You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom.

04-03-2006, 06:54 PM	#3
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship. For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. Last edited by Diamond18; 04-03-2006 at 06:59 PM. Reason: formatting

04-03-2006, 08:13 PM	#4
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Shelob me Shelob me not Another Shelob here..............................????????????? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-03-2006, 10:17 PM	#7
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	<-- mine eye Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil!

04-03-2006, 08:26 PM	#5
Taralphiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Swan Wood Posts: 649	Another Sauron A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now....

04-03-2006, 10:37 PM	#8
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer".

04-04-2006, 06:12 AM	#10
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-04-2006, 12:12 PM	#15
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	I am Sauron...I don't know why, I don't want world domination...yet! Are there only the four choices then? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-04-2006, 03:03 PM	#16
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Sauron. Now I'll start getting ideas... I don't think anybody'll be too pleased if I built a giant tower in the garden, although it beats the usual neighborly disputes over a few hedges. As for the Harry Potter test... Luna, naturally. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 04-04-2006 at 03:08 PM.

04-29-2006, 02:40 PM	#17
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	well i did morsul's quiz and i got: The following result best describes your answers: Personality: Sam Description: You like to help out whenever possible(I bet you do charity) You do not like to be a leader but can take charge if need be also very protective of those around you WooHoo!!!! Convienient considering my new thread

04-29-2006, 04:20 PM	#18
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Awww....the quiz came up with Saruman for me. How cute That would really explain why soooo many people think I'm so scary....eepp

04-04-2006, 03:12 PM	#19
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Ooo!!! Shelob as well!! That was something I wasn't expecting!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-04-2006, 04:36 PM	#20
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	I was Sauron, which somehow doesn't surprise me. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

04-06-2006, 07:58 AM	#21
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	as i said im gollum HP Im Hagrid __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-06-2006, 10:27 AM	#22
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Thoughts from the Beth (F)'ry Society for the unfairly criminalised Oh, all right, all right! I have been inundated (well, more than 2 ) with PMs about Lobelia. What, Downers want to know, what about her conversion to the right side? All well and good I say, and the more's the chance to explore her character to understand that in an rpg. But all in all, given all the hobbity, Shire-like questions Mr. Fordim asks here, I think some sort of domestic/ parishy kind of villain would provide a surprising turn of events in the face of the overwhelmingly dastardly types which Mr. Hedgethistle has prepared us for here. I mean, do all of us secretly harbour thoughts of what it might be like to be villanous? and what fun to find ourselves only half rewarded! __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

04-06-2006, 11:12 AM	#23
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	There are a lot of villains not represented in the quiz. Wormtongue, Bill Ferny, Ted Sandyman, the Squint-Eyed Southerner, Grisznakh, Shagrat, Durin's Bane, Glaurung, Smaug etc etc. I guess the Professor was focussing on the main ones. I'm with the Sauronic majority. Can't for the life of me work out why. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-08-2006, 02:03 PM	#24
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	Dear God, I am Shelob!!!!??? __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

04-11-2006, 10:32 AM	#25
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Another Shelob. I am obviously so misanthropic that I don't even want slaves. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-16-2006, 06:50 PM	#26
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	this is a gollum speaking. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch