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Fordim Hedgethistle 04-03-2006 07:15 AM

Which Lord of the Rings Villain Are You?
 
I couldn't resist. Take the test and find out who you really are...

Thinlómien 04-03-2006 07:29 AM

What a nice test, Fordim! :rolleyes:
Quote:

Personality: Sauron
Description: You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.
Actually, I'm nearly enjoying the result... :smokin:

JennyHallu 04-03-2006 07:33 AM

I came out as Sauron too...

Feanor of the Peredhil 04-03-2006 07:49 AM

Shelob. :)

the guy who be short 04-03-2006 08:02 AM

Saruman. How odd. But I couldn't answer some of the questions, as the options weren't always there.

Personality: Saruman Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Celuien 04-03-2006 08:09 AM

Another Saruman. :smokin:

Fordim Hedgethistle 04-03-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil
Shelob. :)

You may not believe this, but I had predicted this result.....

MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

the phantom 04-03-2006 08:41 AM

Saruman

Aiwendil 04-03-2006 08:44 AM

Shelob for me as well.

I guess that explains all the cobwebs around here. Though I could have sworn I was male . . .

Oddwen 04-03-2006 09:09 AM

Another Shelob speaking...

Very good quiz, O Mighty Master of Polls. :D I always enjoy a quiz that isn't predictable and obvious.

arcticstorm 04-03-2006 09:23 AM

Bow to the great eye!!!

I am sauron

Hilde Bracegirdle 04-03-2006 10:16 AM

Yet another Sauron. And here I thought my preference for dining in would peg me as Shelob! ;)

Mithalwen 04-03-2006 10:31 AM

It is the voice...
 
Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship
.


Truer than I would like to admit but I think Fordim once cast me as Shelob... :D

Morai 04-03-2006 10:39 AM

Random Titles seek world domination
 
I came out as Sauron, which is quite accurate in some ways, especially the world domination bit. But alas, I still have friends, and no slaves I know of. Unless perhaps I scare them into being nice to me.... ;)

Tuor in Gondolin 04-03-2006 10:53 AM

Saruman. But book, not movie Saruman.
(But don't tell Sauron, that moron has no
idea he'll be bumped off later). Mwahhhh! :cool:

P.S. There also seems to be a Harry Potter test,
with even more bizarre options.

Kath 04-03-2006 11:02 AM

Shelob :D

Quote:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.
Wow, I'm nasty!

Lalaith 04-03-2006 11:04 AM

Sauron. Are there just the three options?

Holbytlass 04-03-2006 11:21 AM

No, Lalaith. I'm Gollum.

Quote:

You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself.
weird.

Formendacil 04-03-2006 11:31 AM

Hmmm.... I share the Orthanc Club with TGWBS, the Phantom, and Mithalwen (and others). I have to wonder, almost, if there is a correllation between one's Werewolfing style and one's villian.

Mithalwen 04-03-2006 11:51 AM

If that were true I thinkI would have been Grima - far too obvious ...... :rolleyes:

Bêthberry 04-03-2006 12:01 PM

No, not Mary Poppins
 
*pokes in the air energetically with her umbrella*

I absolutely insist upon Lobelia being added to the quizz. Why, I have wanted to explore this alter-alter-alter ego character for some time now and if I can't on a villains quizz, why I may be forced to put up arms--er, umbrellas--in an rpg.

You all have been warned. That is all.

Firefoot 04-03-2006 02:39 PM

Saruman.

Diamond18 04-03-2006 05:34 PM

I am Sauron:

Quote:

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.
Excelllllllent test, Fordim.

Nogrod 04-03-2006 05:44 PM

One more Saruman with me. Although I kind of didn't see the relation of my answers with the final description. But maybe that's just that psychology stuff? Unconsciousness driving the answers to goals your conscious mind doesn't see... Oh how bad we are! :rolleyes:

Celuien 04-03-2006 06:12 PM

You knew this was coming. Attack of the stats.
 
Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. :D

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. ;)

The Only Real Estel 04-03-2006 06:40 PM

another...
 
Sauron

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom. ;)

Diamond18 04-03-2006 06:54 PM

I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit. :D

Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves. :p

narfforc 04-03-2006 08:13 PM

Shelob me Shelob me not
 
Another Shelob here..............................?????????????

Taralphiel 04-03-2006 08:26 PM

Another Sauron :D

A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now.... ;)

Fordim Hedgethistle 04-03-2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celuien
Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. :D

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. ;)

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4


So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....

Encaitare 04-03-2006 10:17 PM

<-- mine eye
 
Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil! :cool:

Alcarillo 04-03-2006 10:37 PM

Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer". :D

Lalwendë 04-04-2006 02:54 AM

Cool, I'm Shelob (though I did have pretensions to being Saruman). Spawn of the void............ :eek:

Quote:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.
Should davem be scared? I want him to do the test now so I know what I'm dealing with. :eek:

Mithalwen 04-04-2006 06:12 AM

I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same.

Morsul the Dark 04-04-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Personality: Gollum

Description: You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself




at first i was mad "Gollum?! that sucks," but when i read the description its true im decietful and love food and do mumble to myself(as a matter of fact thats got me into trouble at work) just ask my giant catepillar friend hally :D

Tuor in Gondolin 04-04-2006 08:47 AM

On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie). :rolleyes:

Lalwendë 04-04-2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin
On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie). :rolleyes:

How about my combination then: Shelob and Luna Lovegood (A little bit random and special)? :eek: :D

Hilde Bracegirdle 04-04-2006 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle
Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4

Now why would a host Sauron wantabes be so obessed with 'Lord of the Rings', I wonder? Reminds me of sports figures watching a replay of a game to see exactly what went wrong, in the hope that they might do better next time. ;)

Maeggaladiel 04-04-2006 11:19 AM

Hehehe! Fun test, Fordim!

Quote:

Personality: Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.
Wow. I'm a pretty evil, albiet charming, girl! FEAR ME AND MY APPARENT LACK OF FRIENDSHIP!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant 04-04-2006 11:47 AM

I'm Shelob - obviously. I would have been rather disappointed if I had got some other result.

Quote:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you.You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.
Yeah, that's me. And the reason of existence is now solved, I see. Splendid. :D


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