If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-26-2005, 10:12 AM

Get them drunk and steal their wallets.

Or if that didn't work and they actually wanted to devour me, I would sail away down the river into the Sea. Let them have my castle; I only stole it from some guy anyway.

Bergil · 08-27-2005, 02:29 PM

...quickly sketch the queen, write

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five bucks

beside the picture, grab a banner, thank them for their quick delivery, hand them the paper saying

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here's your tip

then leave thru the back door as they fight over it. hopefully, I'll be long gone before they remember they aren't deliverymen!

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 02:36 PM

Get Aragorn to come with his army of green slimy dead guys who were actually men who decided to go for a swim in the Anduin before the fight.

Nuranar · 08-28-2005, 09:03 PM

... grab Brother No. 1's Airsoft pistol and cock it as while breaking swiftly and silently for the front door. I'd quietly open the door, so as not to frighten off the game, then burst out shooting. By the time my clip is half empty Brothers No. 2 and 3 and Mother, alerted by the sound of my pistol cocking and themselves armed with pistol, Schmeisser, and pistol, respectively, would be outside and shooting as well. Only after the horde took off down the street on foot would we realize that they weren't marauding Grackles Of Unusual Size after our green pecans.

Cailín · 08-29-2005, 03:24 AM

1) -if I were plain me- immediately believe my strange fantasies and imaginary world was true and probably be able to kill them all with my make-believe superpowers.

2) -if I were my alter ego- I would wimper, hide in an obvious place and start crying hysterically. My alter-ego is so uncool...

Valesse · 08-29-2005, 10:36 AM

I might find myself bellowing that there is a single good guy behind them and watch the group turn into disarray, ultimantly being destroyed. That, or I would pull a Jane Goodall...or at least try. There are so many things we could learn from orcs... how to gnash our teeth right, or maybe the art of smearing rancid smelling paint on our faces.... sigh

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 08:33 AM

1) Get Gandalf to uncloak himself in front of them

2) If I were myself, look around and ask where PJ is so I could get his autograph.

3) If I were my alter-ego, run out of the house right into their midst and because they would be so stunned by this wierd action, I'd be able to escape without getting hurt.

08-26-2005, 10:12 AM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Get them drunk and steal their wallets. Or if that didn't work and they actually wanted to devour me, I would sail away down the river into the Sea. Let them have my castle; I only stole it from some guy anyway. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-27-2005, 02:36 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Get Aragorn to come with his army of green slimy dead guys who were actually men who decided to go for a swim in the Anduin before the fight. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 09:03 PM	#4
Nuranar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: STILL a drought Posts: 529	... grab Brother No. 1's Airsoft pistol and cock it as while breaking swiftly and silently for the front door. I'd quietly open the door, so as not to frighten off the game, then burst out shooting. By the time my clip is half empty Brothers No. 2 and 3 and Mother, alerted by the sound of my pistol cocking and themselves armed with pistol, Schmeisser, and pistol, respectively, would be outside and shooting as well. Only after the horde took off down the street on foot would we realize that they weren't marauding Grackles Of Unusual Size after our green pecans. __________________ I admit it is better fun to punt than be punted, and that a desire to have all the fun is nine-tenths of the law of chivalry. Lord Peter Wimsey

08-29-2005, 03:24 AM	#5
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... 1) -if I were plain me- immediately believe my strange fantasies and imaginary world was true and probably be able to kill them all with my make-believe superpowers. 2) -if I were my alter ego- I would wimper, hide in an obvious place and start crying hysterically. My alter-ego is so uncool...

08-29-2005, 10:36 AM	#6
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	I might find myself bellowing that there is a single good guy behind them and watch the group turn into disarray, ultimantly being destroyed. That, or I would pull a Jane Goodall...or at least try. There are so many things we could learn from orcs... how to gnash our teeth right, or maybe the art of smearing rancid smelling paint on our faces.... sigh __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

09-01-2005, 08:33 AM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	1) Get Gandalf to uncloak himself in front of them 2) If I were myself, look around and ask where PJ is so I could get his autograph. 3) If I were my alter-ego, run out of the house right into their midst and because they would be so stunned by this wierd action, I'd be able to escape without getting hurt. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf