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Esgallhugwen · 12-19-2004, 08:29 PM

Of Course its Grade A syrup, its from an Ent, its practically gold!

Coming Soon to a Toy Store near you,

Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™: half wolf, half battering ram, a whole lotta flaming terrorizing action!

Complete with kerosine and a lighter that looks like an orc.

Disclaimer: Mordor Inc. is not responsible for any destruction caused by Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ such as household devastation, human eradication and all-in-all annihilation of everything you hold dear.
Another Disclaimer: fumes of Kerosine should not be inhaled or ingested in any way, fingers should not be stuck into Grond- Hammer of the Underworld's™ mouth while flames are ignited.
Yet another Disclaimer: In fact its probably best not to invest in this item for the sake of your own life because the sheer fear that Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ is capable of instilling in people in the general vicinity would cause the downfall of Mankind.

12-19-2004, 08:29 PM	#29
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Of Course its Grade A syrup, its from an Ent, its practically gold! Coming Soon to a Toy Store near you, Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™: half wolf, half battering ram, a whole lotta flaming terrorizing action! Complete with kerosine and a lighter that looks like an orc. Disclaimer: Mordor Inc. is not responsible for any destruction caused by Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ such as household devastation, human eradication and all-in-all annihilation of everything you hold dear. Another Disclaimer: fumes of Kerosine should not be inhaled or ingested in any way, fingers should not be stuck into Grond- Hammer of the Underworld's™ mouth while flames are ignited. Yet another Disclaimer: In fact its probably best not to invest in this item for the sake of your own life because the sheer fear that Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ is capable of instilling in people in the general vicinity would cause the downfall of Mankind. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"