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Old 12-04-2004, 08:42 AM   #14
Hama Of The Riddermark
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Sauron: Black Sabbath, by...unsurprisingly, Black Sabbath

Nazgul: Back In Black - AC/DC

Frodo et al: Bohemian Rapshody (See end)

Sam: Changes - Black Sabbath


The words to my accalimed parody of Bohemian Rapshody



To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody,

Chorus: Is this the real life, is it just fantasy, caught in a legend...no escape from reality, ooopen your eyes, look up to the skiiiiiies and seeeeeeeeeeee.....

Frodo: I'm just a hooooobbit, I need a fellowship...

Gandalf: 'Cause it is easy come, easy go, little high, little low...

Sam: Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really maaaaatter to me...toooo meeeeee...

Frodo: Gandaaaaalf, what should I do? This ring around my neck, will bring the world to wreeeck...

Gandalf: Frooodoooo, you must take the ring...and throoow it into Mount Doom on your own!!!!!!!

Frodo: Gandaaaalf, oooohooohooohoooo, I didn't mean to let you die, if im not back at Minas Tirith somehooooow, carry on, carry on, 'cause nothing really matters.

(piano plays)

Frodo: Too late, my time has come....sends shivvers down my spine my body's aching all the time....Gandaaaalf and my good sam, I've got to prove, that I can do this job that no-one coooooouuuuld! Gandaaaaalf! Ooohooohooohooo, I don't want to die, in fact I wish I'd never come here at aaaaaall....

(guitar plays)

Sam : I see a little sillhouette of a man!

Frodo: Scaramouche scaramouche, Sam I thing we're being followed! Nagul, fighting, Gollum's really frightening ME!

Sam: Faramir!

Frodo: Faramir!

Sam: Faramir let him gohooohoooohoooo!

Frodo: I'm just a hobbit, nobody loves me!

Sam: He's just a hobbit, get your greasy hands off him! Spare him his life from you monstrosity!

Frodo: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Rangers: Of course not NO! we will not let you go!

Sam: Let him goooo!

Rangers: Of course not NO! We will not let him go!

Sam: Let him go!

Rangers: Of course not NO! We will not let him go!

Frodo: Let me go!

Rangers: Will not let you go!

Frodo: Let me go!

Rangers: Will not let you gooohooohooohoooo...
Frodo (in unison): You'll never ever ever ever let me gooooohoohooo...

Rangers: NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Frodo: Oh Faramir, Faramir!

Sam: Faramir let him go!

Frodo: The flaming eye has a nazgul set aside for meeeeeeee! for meeeeeee, for meeeeeeee!!

(guitar plays)

Gollum: So you think you can hurt me and hit my eyeeeees? So you think you can hit me and leave me to diiiiiiiie?

Frodo: Gollum, always faithful Gollum! I've got to get out, just got to get right out of Mordor!

(guitar plays)

Sam: Oooh yeah, oooh yeah.

Frodo: Nothing really matters...anyone can see...nothing really matters...nothing really matters, to meeeeeheeeeeeheeeeee....
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