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The Fifth · 09-01-2002, 08:49 AM

--- WANTED ---

At least four (4) Ringwraiths needed for a fashion show...

the latest fashion sweeping this summer: Tattered, dusty, ripped, old black robes!!!

Will pay all who join a wealthy sum of money. You must also receive permission from the Dark Lord before you can join. NO halflings and elves allowed. Trolls are not allowed unless they are wearing a leash. Watch out for man named Strider.

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((Yes, I know, this is a lame attempt for a joke. It's an advertisment about Ringwraiths in a fashion show.))

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

09-01-2002, 08:49 AM	#1
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	--- WANTED --- At least four (4) Ringwraiths needed for a fashion show... the latest fashion sweeping this summer: Tattered, dusty, ripped, old black robes!!! Will pay all who join a wealthy sum of money. You must also receive permission from the Dark Lord before you can join. NO halflings and elves allowed. Trolls are not allowed unless they are wearing a leash. Watch out for man named Strider. ------ ((Yes, I know, this is a lame attempt for a joke. It's an advertisment about Ringwraiths in a fashion show.)) [ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ] __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye