Adverts that LOTR characters would have been good in
 

State the obvius: Legolas in a Loreal advert.
Aragorn in an advert for shaving stuff...

Saruman in a Tide commercial.
Any of the Nine Walkers in an athlete's foot commercial

Hmm. . . can't think of any more right now.

[ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Heehee...Boromir in an advert for dinner plates (note massive sheild)
The balrog in a british gas advert

The hobbits in a Home Depot ad.

Aragorn in an ad for an outdoorsman store.

Arwen in a Clearosil commercial.

Bilbo in an office supplies commercial.

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!
Err...
Gandalf in one of those 'verts that you see at bonfire night, where they tell you to take care with fireworks.

Frodo dressed like a leprechaun and in a Lucky Charms commercial.

The Eye of Sauron in a Visine commercial.

Gollum in an advertisment in the newspaper about speech therapy.

Gollum as a mascot in a jewelry store.

Um... that's all I can think of now.. pretty unfunny, huh?

Legolas in a Loriel advertisment? That's not, um, the one when they make odd noises, is it? o_0

What about Galadriel in a light bulb advert? "You can have your rooms shine like me, without all that hassle of tempation from the one Ring! And if you call now, you can get that green glow FREE!" Now, that's just strange...

But not as strange as Elrond in a Rogaine commerical! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ha Ha! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Gandalf in a weather-broadcast.(remember Carahadras?)
Gandalf for locks and keyes.
any hobbit against frequent foot-tending
Bill the pony in a car-commercial
Legolas for spectecals(Sharp are the eyes of the elves)
Galadriel as a fortuneteller
Elrond and Arwen in an understand- your- kids spot
That´s it for now...

okay this really isn't funny but the weird thing is that i was just thinking about this the other day

Gimli opens up the fridge to discover that it is filled with orcs and on the bottom of the screen it says "got mithril" .::deafening silence::. ahem well there's my two bits [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Bain, that IS funny! http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/plati...icon_happy.bmp Bwaha! Ha! Ha!

Why were the orcs in the refrigerator in the first place?

"Last night I killed an orc in my pajamas. How the orc got into my pajamas I'll never know."

Couldn't resist...

fifth, where do you get all those nazgul smilies?

I had made them myself... just PM me if you want to use them. Thanksies.. anyway.. hmm.. need to come up with more.

Aragorn in a commercial, singing "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"

Legolas in one of those "I've got the urge" commercials (you know, those shampoo commercials which I hate..).

And, not to brag, but, I have 500 posts! Go me!

[ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Oh I hate those comercials too. Congratulations on being Ghost Prince of Cardoland-ded [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gimli (yes....Gimli) in the really stupid herbal essences commercial. I hate those commericals, they're so....um...

Errr,, annoying.

Any hobbit in a Tums commercial.

Gollum in an ad for Long John Silver's (fish restauraunt)

Merry and Pippin in a Budweiser commercial

merry and pippin in a budwiser ad would be great!!!

gollum in a sunscreen commercial [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Anna, did you by any chance get that from a fic that I wrote???? I mentioned Galadriel's prized light bulbs...

Hmm, lessee...
Merry and Pippin in an ad for something like, "Is your troubled teen *cough* juvy convict *cough* causing you grief? Well now there's help."
Pippin: *blahblahblah* really helped me with my obsession with stealing and lighting giant fireworks..."
Merry: "And it helped me with my vegetable-stealing habit."

Gimli in an angermanagment class ad...

An orc in a promotion for the NRA.

Galadriel in a cable ad. (Apicture as clear as the mirror!)

Cirdan in a water sports ad.

Showing my age a bit but here goes.

Merry and Pippin as The Bisto Kids.
Frodo (as in the film) Fun contact lenses.

And just for the Viggo fans
Aragorn in the jeans advert, (the one doing laundry).

the orcs are in the fridge because i got the comercial mixed up, they're supposed to be cookies... oh well

Pippin and merry in an AA comercial
"my name is peregrin took and i'm an alchaholic" heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Saruman tossing his hair:

"Wella! Perfectly you!"

Ha ha ha hee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I picture it! At least we have that commercial in Norway [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Gandalf to Saruman:

so not an advert but i think that the ringwraiths should get jobs as models. that 'wasted away' look is sooooo in [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Merry and Pippin in one of those coms (I think it was Budweiser) where everyone picks up a phone and goes "WHAASSAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merry and Pippin in that commercial where two kids jump in the car screaming, "We're going to the water park, we're going to the water park!", see their school books, and scream "NOooooooo!!" In an agonizing tone of voice. Then the camera zooms out and you see one of them pressing his face against the window. I think it's an Office Max advertisement.

Any of the hobbits in a car commercial where they have the kids in the back seat screaming, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" With Gandalf and Aragorn as the parents. Argorn and Arwen as parents would also work.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gulp.

Yay! I'm a pile o' bones now!! *dances around for joy*

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Merri ]

Sam doing an advert for "Galadriel's Miracle Gro" (ala the little box of dirt she gave him......) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise ]

I know Orlando has done a Gap commercial, but picture Legolas doing the same! Leather trousers and matching green tunic, now only $25!
OK, maybe it wasn't all that funny... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Arwen in a dyper commercial.

Telchar: Yours was funny!

Vanwalossien: Cool Nemi-pic! You're norwegian or something? The Nemi drawer Lise is.

This is so like the dwarf one, but one day while eating powerdsugar mini dougnuts I discoverd there was no milk in the house. My mind instantly flew to the got milk comercials. Then i began to think of how dougnuts are ring shaped.......................hmmmmmm

Picture the ring being destroyed, and the eye of Sauron going wide in suprise. Then cut to the black screen with the words, "Got Ring?"

Well, it was funny at the time!

LOL, Kaszul! It made me chuckle! "Got ring..." http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon5.gif
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[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise ]

Sauron just has to advertise for Vision Express.
And what is also clear is Eowyn for those really corny coffee adverts.

"Nescafe is SO great, and it's sure to get me a mannn! *flutters eyelashes*

Look, I didn't make up that concept so don't kill me!

Merry, Pippin and Aragorn in that Motrin commercial:
Pippin is in the back seat of a car (in traffic) screaming "This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends..." Aragorn is driving and holding his head. An announcer says "There's pain..." Suddenly, Merry pops up and starts screaming along with Pippin: "Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was! And they'll continue singin' it forever just because.." Aragorn groans. Announcer: "And then there's Motrin pain."

(Gosh, I hate that commercial. It's soooo annoying... it makes me want to go take a Tylenol.. not a Motrin!)

[ August 28, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

mmmmmmm dough-nuts

Hey someone should start a gough-nut company call "The One Ring Dough-nuts"

finger lickin good

Gimli - *Up on a high moutain top, blowing a ridiclusely large horn then shouts: * GIIIINNNKKKOOOVVVAAA!!!!!!!

Sauramon - In a Mablean fingernail polish add

Aragorn - In a Head And Shoulders Add *The one where the guy pops open a bottle in the gym showers and the shower turns into a waterfall*

>>Yet another Herbal Esences Add<<

Legolas: *Up on trial when suddenlly he thinks about washing his hair. In about 8 secconds (or so) he's going through the motions of washing his hair* OOH YES, YES, YES!!!! *Girls start danceing around*
Old lady in the jury: I can hardly wait for the body wash to come out!!

Bin Stine: *Holding up the All Seeing Eye and sprinkles some Clear Eys on it* Wooow...

OK, Mine was lame, but all of yours was FUNNY!

lol you guys are funny!

Hmmm...lets think...OH ohohoohoh I got one!
N. Orc in a advert for plastic surgery!!!
Slightly sad but...Also Arwen in an ad for dove deodorant.

--- WANTED ---

At least four (4) Ringwraiths needed for a fashion show...

the latest fashion sweeping this summer: Tattered, dusty, ripped, old black robes!!!

Will pay all who join a wealthy sum of money. You must also receive permission from the Dark Lord before you can join. NO halflings and elves allowed. Trolls are not allowed unless they are wearing a leash. Watch out for man named Strider.

------

((Yes, I know, this is a lame attempt for a joke. It's an advertisment about Ringwraiths in a fashion show.))

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Gandalf in one of thoes adds with the nicotice patches to help you quit smoking.

Gandalf: You can get out of that bad hobbit (habit).

I tried.

Thoes are so funny LOL

how bout Arwen in a stkittles Advert
...
K that was lame [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]