All-Downs Summarise Tolkien Competition

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For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument

runs true for all of JRRT's works. Who may have said better then himself?

as for mine entries, with a bit of JRRT plagiarism again:

Silmarillion - Then the Ainur were afraid

LoTR - Last meeting of the White Council

The Hobbit - why did I do it, oh my, why did I?

Giles of Ham - certainly, I will do it tomorrow

Smith of Wotton Major - hm, cooks may both be good or bad fellaz

Leaf by Niggle - museums tend to be burned down

Adventures of Tom Bombadil - someone shouting in a boat is definitely a good chap