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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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Changed my mind; here's another version of "I Just Can't Wait to be King"
"The Council of Elrond" To: "I Just Can't Wait To Be King (from: Lion King)" Originally by Elton John (Elrond): Lord Sauron made a mighty ring and here it is- beware! (Gandalf): It may appear quite harmless, but it's evil and a snare. (Elrond): We've been betrayed by Saruman! The nine are all abroad! They rode right up, their horses drowned Right down there at the ford. (Gandalf): And so the question to you all we bring: (Both): Tell me, who can take the One Ring? (Elrond): No, we can't destroy this. No, it cannot stay here. No Gimli, we tried that. Now you've got a singed beard! (Gandalf): It can only go one way Back into Mount Doom to stay! (Boromir): But Sauron's weapon is a gift We'll use it for ourselves! (Aaragorn): The evil would enslave your mind. You'd do as it compels! (Boromir): Hey, Gondor stands against the tide. Alone, we keep it out! Out of places such as Rivendell, So shut your ranger mouth! (Legolas): You owe him your allegiance- he's your king! (Elrond/Gandalf): Tell me, who will take the One Ring? (Elrond): Elves are gonna hook left Dwarves are gonna jab right Suddenly my council Turns into a bar fight! (Gandalf): But tiny furry feet our hope can bring! He doesn't know the way or anything, But still he's gonna stand up here and sing.. (Frodo): Elrond, I will take the One Ring! Sayin', I will take the One Ring! That's right, I will taaaaaaake... the One Ring!
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