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Old 02-03-2004, 03:12 PM   #1
Nimrothiel
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Nimrothiel has just left Hobbiton.
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Changed my mind; here's another version of "I Just Can't Wait to be King"

"The Council of Elrond"
To: "I Just Can't Wait To Be King (from: Lion King)" Originally by Elton John
(Elrond):
Lord Sauron made a mighty ring
and here it is- beware!
(Gandalf):
It may appear quite harmless,
but it's evil and a snare.
(Elrond):
We've been betrayed by Saruman!
The nine are all abroad!
They rode right up, their horses drowned
Right down there at the ford.
(Gandalf):
And so the question to you all we bring:
(Both):
Tell me, who can take the One Ring?
(Elrond):
No, we can't destroy this.
No, it cannot stay here.
No Gimli, we tried that.
Now you've got a singed beard!
(Gandalf):
It can only go one way
Back into Mount Doom to stay!
(Boromir):
But Sauron's weapon is a gift
We'll use it for ourselves!
(Aaragorn):
The evil would enslave your mind.
You'd do as it compels!
(Boromir):
Hey, Gondor stands against the tide.
Alone, we keep it out!
Out of places such as Rivendell,
So shut your ranger mouth!
(Legolas):
You owe him your allegiance- he's your king!
(Elrond/Gandalf):
Tell me, who will take the One Ring?
(Elrond):
Elves are gonna hook left
Dwarves are gonna jab right
Suddenly my council
Turns into a bar fight!
(Gandalf):
But tiny furry feet our hope can bring!
He doesn't know the way or anything,
But still he's gonna stand up here and sing..
(Frodo):
Elrond, I will take the One Ring!
Sayin', I will take the One Ring!
That's right, I will taaaaaaake... the One Ring!
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