The Return of the Lion King?

[Nimrothiel]

Ah, I see, so the Ring is actually Bill Gates. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I wish I could remember all of the words to "Be Prepared;" I'm working on my own little parody for that one. Does anyone want to see what I have so far? *loud chorus of "No"* You do? Alrighty then!

Be Prepared

*Mount Doom*

Sauron:
"I know that your powers of retention,
are as wet as a goblin's backside.
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride.
It's clear from your vacant expressions,
the lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking Rings and oppression!

*whirls towards Witch King and Nazgul #6 who fall into a lava pool*

Even YOU can't be caught unawares!

*WK and Nazgul #6 are blown sky high; "Ohww! Aaahh!"*

So be prepared for the chance of the ages,
be prepared for SENSATIONAL news!
An evil new era,
is tiptoeing neara."

Witch King: "And where do we feature?"

Sauron:
"Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid,
but you'll be rewarded,
when at last I am given my Ring!
Now my mace and ambitions are bared,
be prepared!!"

Nazgul #6: "Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared. For what?"

Sauron: "For the return of my Ring!"

Nazgul #6: "Why, wrong finger size?"

Sauron: "No you idiots! It was stolen, but soon it shall be returned, and the power of yours' with it!"

WK: "All right! More Rings!"

WK and Nazgul #6: "More Rings, more Rings, la la la la la la!!"

Sauron: "Idiots! There will be one Ring; MY Ring!"

Nazgul #6: "But I thought you said..."

Sauron: My Ring will control yours'! Stick with me, and you'll never have to think again!!"

WK and Nazgul #6: "Yay, alright!"

All Nazgul: "Long live the Lord of the Rings! Long live the Dark King! Long live the King! King king king king king king king!!!"

(Yes I know it seems like I'm ripping off of someone else's post, but I've been working on this for quite awhile; I just can't remember the stinking words!!) [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:04 PM January 20, 2004: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]