What if Sauron got the ring? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

02-12-2003, 03:59 PM

Shagrat goes to see Sauron, he's grinnig like a good one cause he knows he's in for a promation.

Shagrat: "Master I have found the One ring for you"

He holds out his filthy hand, in his palm is the ring Sauron has been after and after all these years it's finaly found it's way back to him. There is a long pause.

Shagrat: "Master are you not going to take your ring and then bring darkness to all of middle earth."

Sauron looks around big floating lidless eye that he is. He looks at his ring, then looks around again and notices his complete lack of arms and most of all fingers, he looks back at the ring.

Sauron: "Oh Bugger!"

THE END

Sapphire_Flame · 02-12-2003, 04:09 PM

I've always wondered how exactly Sauron would put the Ring on, seeing as he has no hands or anything......It's nice to see I'm not the only one worrying about that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Arestelwen · 03-02-2003, 01:14 PM

LOL

since the Ring could get bigger or smaller, maybe he would make it bigger and put it around him like a big basketball trapped in the basket......
or maybe he would get smaller......
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

"ups, I'm sorry dark lord, it wasn't my intention to stand on you, but I didn't see you!"

Meela · 03-02-2003, 01:32 PM

set up a circus. attractions: the amazing flaming eye and the orcs that jump through the giant burning ring

Morai · 03-02-2003, 02:34 PM

The eyes would envelope the ring, so the ring
would no longer be visible. Then no one could ever take his power again. Lastly, he'd write a book about it.

peonydeepdelver · 03-02-2003, 05:03 PM

either when he puts the Ring around him he pokes his eye and can never see again [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] or he's magical and can grow a hand to put the Ring on. a magical eyeball... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-02-2003, 06:33 PM

maybe when he got the ring, he would turn into that big, scary, pointy-helmet thingy he was in the beginning of FotR. Maybe...
Or maybe he'd just be all "Bugger you, why couldn't it have been the One Monacle!!"

Morai · 03-03-2003, 03:08 PM

Nice one Horse Maiden, I could see Sauron forcing anyone nearby to reforge his ring into "The one Monacle of Power" or how about "The One Eye Contact Lense"!

lord of dor-lomin · 03-03-2003, 06:25 PM

Once he got the ring, I think he'd get down on one eyelash in front of a mirror and propose to himself.

the phantom · 03-03-2003, 06:28 PM

Ah, but what if he said no.

(Then I suppose he'd cry his eye out) [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

lord of dor-lomin · 03-03-2003, 06:30 PM

But you wouldn't know if he'd been crying, because his eye is always red.

greyhavener · 03-04-2003, 05:44 PM

He will have his eyeball pierced and wear it dangling from a safety pin.

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-18-2008, 10:15 PM

If Sauron got the Ring.....

First of all I think that the Ring, being in his possession once more, would enable him to return to his former glory. He would not have difficulty putting the Ring on his Eye I don't think. LOL, that would be so funny if Sauron was like...uh-oh.. can't get the Ring on..oops. Or maybe the Wraiths would like, throw it into his eye or something.
Anyways, once Sauron had the Ring, he'd take over the world in short order, kill everyone or turn them into slaves, the get vanquished by the Valar when he tries to take over their Kingdom. That's what happens when your ego gets too big.....

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-19-2008, 09:30 AM

Sauron gets the Ring. "Finally!" he shouts. Once he has it in his grasp, he swiftly ties a piece of string to it and pops it into the near by vending machine and repeatedly pulls the Ring out while purchasing vast numbers of sandwiches. "At last I can use this thing!" he shrieks in triumph.

02-12-2003, 03:59 PM	#1
Discord101 Guest Posts: n/a	What if Sauron got the ring? Shagrat goes to see Sauron, he's grinnig like a good one cause he knows he's in for a promation. Shagrat: "Master I have found the One ring for you" He holds out his filthy hand, in his palm is the ring Sauron has been after and after all these years it's finaly found it's way back to him. There is a long pause. Shagrat: "Master are you not going to take your ring and then bring darkness to all of middle earth." Sauron looks around big floating lidless eye that he is. He looks at his ring, then looks around again and notices his complete lack of arms and most of all fingers, he looks back at the ring. Sauron: "Oh Bugger!" THE END

02-12-2003, 04:09 PM	#2
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	I've always wondered how exactly Sauron would put the Ring on, seeing as he has no hands or anything......It's nice to see I'm not the only one worrying about that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

03-02-2003, 01:14 PM	#3
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	LOL since the Ring could get bigger or smaller, maybe he would make it bigger and put it around him like a big basketball trapped in the basket...... or maybe he would get smaller...... THAT WOULD BE FUNNY "ups, I'm sorry dark lord, it wasn't my intention to stand on you, but I didn't see you!" __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

03-02-2003, 01:32 PM	#4
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	set up a circus. attractions: the amazing flaming eye and the orcs that jump through the giant burning ring __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-02-2003, 02:34 PM	#5
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	The eyes would envelope the ring, so the ring would no longer be visible. Then no one could ever take his power again. Lastly, he'd write a book about it. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

03-02-2003, 05:03 PM	#6
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	either when he puts the Ring around him he pokes his eye and can never see again [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] or he's magical and can grow a hand to put the Ring on. a magical eyeball... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

03-02-2003, 06:33 PM	#7
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	maybe when he got the ring, he would turn into that big, scary, pointy-helmet thingy he was in the beginning of FotR. Maybe... Or maybe he'd just be all "Bugger you, why couldn't it have been the One Monacle!!" __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-03-2003, 03:08 PM	#8
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Nice one Horse Maiden, I could see Sauron forcing anyone nearby to reforge his ring into "The one Monacle of Power" or how about "The One Eye Contact Lense"! __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

03-03-2003, 06:25 PM	#9
lord of dor-lomin Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: dor-lomin, of course Posts: 167	Once he got the ring, I think he'd get down on one eyelash in front of a mirror and propose to himself. __________________ I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

03-03-2003, 06:28 PM	#10
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Ah, but what if he said no. (Then I suppose he'd cry his eye out) [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

03-03-2003, 06:30 PM	#11
lord of dor-lomin Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: dor-lomin, of course Posts: 167	But you wouldn't know if he'd been crying, because his eye is always red. __________________ I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

03-04-2003, 05:44 PM	#12
greyhavener Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: austin Posts: 169	He will have his eyeball pierced and wear it dangling from a safety pin. __________________ Do justly, love mercy, walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8

05-18-2008, 10:15 PM	#13
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	If Sauron got the Ring..... First of all I think that the Ring, being in his possession once more, would enable him to return to his former glory. He would not have difficulty putting the Ring on his Eye I don't think. LOL, that would be so funny if Sauron was like...uh-oh.. can't get the Ring on..oops. Or maybe the Wraiths would like, throw it into his eye or something. Anyways, once Sauron had the Ring, he'd take over the world in short order, kill everyone or turn them into slaves, the get vanquished by the Valar when he tries to take over their Kingdom. That's what happens when your ego gets too big.....

05-19-2008, 09:30 AM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron gets the Ring. "Finally!" he shouts. Once he has it in his grasp, he swiftly ties a piece of string to it and pops it into the near by vending machine and repeatedly pulls the Ring out while purchasing vast numbers of sandwiches. "At last I can use this thing!" he shrieks in triumph. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...