Strange hobbies the fellowship may have....

[Anything but Arwen]

Aragorn(who was called Estel) was a real teachers pet and he was such a goodygoody, then he found out he was king and he was like, Hah! I rule you now.

Oh boy, that one's going down in my book of quotables....

You're paying for my doctor's bill. Three broken ribs. Laughter isn't always the best medicine.

Bwahahahaha....good to know I can injure you with just words...words can never hurt me? Yeah, right....