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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-09-2003, 07:26 PM

Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread.

Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here?
Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though.
Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke...
*Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets.
Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost?
Galadriel: All you got.
Frodo: WHAT?!?
Galadriel: Cough it up, buster.
*Frodo grudgingly hands her the money*
Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed.
*Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying*
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see?
Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!!
Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? *storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish*

s'all.

03-09-2003, 07:26 PM	#36
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread. Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here? Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though. Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke... Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets. Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost? Galadriel: All you got. Frodo: WHAT?!? Galadriel: Cough it up, buster. Frodo grudgingly hands her the money* Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed. Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see? Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!! Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish s'all. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."