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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-27-2003, 01:20 AM

So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders.
Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight.
Boromir: Move your feet...that's better.
Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT??
Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!!
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...*grumble grumble* just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she...
They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head.
Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes.
Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha

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01-27-2003, 01:20 AM	#11
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders. Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight. Boromir: Move your feet...that's better. Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT?? Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!! Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...grumble grumble just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she... They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head. Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes. Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha [ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] [ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."