Rip Off!!!!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

continuing....
After the elves drop dead, they all fall asleep including Sam, who is still buck nakey in the middle of the road. The Ringwraith comes.
Wraith:Ringggggg....Bagginssssss.....
The Wraith sees Sam.
Wraith:Ahhh.....Myy eyesss are ssssoiled....
Drunkennnnn hobbitssssss....
The Ringwraith gallops off on his horse.
Day comes, and the hobbits all wake up. Including Sam...who is hung over.
Sam: AAAH!! What happened? Where are my clothes? *Sees dead elves* AAH!!! DID I KILL ALL THE ELVES? OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED?
Frodo: Shut up Sam..they're..uh...sleeping. Getting tans.
Sam: Oh okay. *Gets dressed* Well, let's be off then!
A Wraith gallops up.
Wraith: Bagginsss...the ringggg....
Pippin: Wait a minute...you don't come into the book for a few chapters.
Wraith:Ooopss....myy badddd....
The Wraith gallops off again.
Merry: There is a problem Frodo. Where are we going?
Frodo:Uhm..I don't know. Gandalf didn't tell us.
Gandalf suddenly appears in front of them.
Gandalf: Go to the Prancing Pony.
Frodo: Thanks for telling us before, dimwit!
Gandalf: Shut up. I'm going to save your lives in a few chapters so be nice orI'll let you die.
P,M,F,S:Okay.
Gandalf disappears and the hobbits continue to the Prancing Pony.