Rip Off!!!!

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Scene w/evelope follows and Gandalf leaves

Frodo: 'Yesssss! Bag End is mine at last!! Wooooo!'

Frodo puts loud music on stereo & dances down the hall in Bad End singing, 'Mine! All mine at last! Sam! Merry! Pippin! Par-tay!!!'

The Hobbit Boys show up with plenty of Ale, Hobbits' Leaf, and Potato Chips.

Meanwhile Gandalf gallops to Minas Tirith, finds scroll, reads it and returns to Bag End. Knocks on door repeatedly, but can't be heard over loud music, laughter and shouting inside. Finally gives up and goes to sleep in the petunia bed.

Inside:
Sam, woozily: 'Mishter Frodo, let'sh move the party to th' inn. It'sh been going on for a week." Gestures and almost falls over. "We're out of food.'

The Hobbit Boys and various Hobbit Girls stumble past the sleeping form of Gandalf and stagger off to the Green Dragon.

Gandalf wakes up, sees open door to darkened Bag End and moves inside to finish nap among ale bottles, empty potato chip bags and the occasional abandoned pipe.

Frodo finally decides to return home. He leaves the Green Dragon and returns to Bag End. He enters and Gandalf scares the bejeebers out of him coming out of the dark.