A idea about the "fangirl" Problem we've been having

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I am so frightfully disappointed. And I thought they wanted to be known for their minds.

It's a sad fact that this seldom carries any weight with the wretched wights that stalk these barrows, Bethberry m'dear.

In any case, such considerations are as nothing to me. I am motivated solely by the innocent desire to foment chaos and disorder; and to inflict a certain light-hearted revenge on any mounted pseudonyms who may have seen fit to add to my discomfort in the past.

However, since Maril has innocently diverted my somewhat ill-aimed barb towards the Miasmic One, it looks as though another great plan has been foiled. I shall concoct another, never fear.

Sorry to steal your thunder, Birdie. We all know that you're the real Downs pin-up; but you can't carry the huge burden of our admiration alone. The PMs alone would drive you mad.