A idea about the "fangirl" Problem we've been having

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Honestly, do you all know what the real problem with the fangirls is? It's not the swooning, it's the style (or lack thereof) of swooning.

Dear girls, you give proper wenches such as myself a bad name.

I speak as one of the Legolas-lusters that you'll never clear us out and if you try to suppress us, you'll loose popularity quickly.

Of course, dear. We would never clear you out. Age, or a new hottie will take care of that.

Out of interest, this propounded Vomitarium of an extra Forum...we'd be allowed to swoon about members here as well as characters/actors, right?

Ooh la la, Rimbaud, don't you tempt me!

Van, you have no idea how many conservative Christians there are on this site. Including a certain breed of offensive newbies I like to hunt for sport. They would go apesh-... bananas. Which is kinda why I'd like to see it, heh. But I don't think BW would go through all that, just to entertain little ol' me.

Maril oh Maril, I always suspected you were into the blood-sports...