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Old 05-15-2014, 07:28 PM   #1
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Vegetables are what Elves eat when they can't get hobbit.
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Old 05-15-2014, 07:33 PM   #2
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Vegetables are what Elves eat when they can't get hobbit.
Can't get Hobbit for what?
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Old 05-16-2014, 10:59 AM   #3
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Can't get Hobbit for what?
Dinner.
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Dinner.
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Old 05-17-2014, 03:20 AM   #5
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Dinner.
Oops! Are you sure you're talking about the Elves? Your description sounds more like that of Sauron or Morgoth's.
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Oops! Are you sure you're talking about the Elves? Your description sounds more like that of Sauron or Morgoth's.
Ah, you see, when Morthoron said (in full) "Vegetables are what Elves eat when they can't get hobbit for dinner" what Morth meant was that Elves eat vegetables when they don't have hobbits around as dinner guests.

"Just bring out the cold chicken and pickles" indeed.
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Old 05-17-2014, 11:24 AM   #7
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Ah, you see, when Morthoron said (in full) "Vegetables are what Elves eat when they can't get hobbit for dinner" what Morth meant was that Elves eat vegetables when they don't have hobbits around as dinner guests.

"Just bring out the cold chicken and pickles" indeed.
This, at first, didn't seem to make sense to me. Did Elves know other hobbits except the five- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam , Merry and Pip?
*confused*
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This, at first, didn't seem to make sense to me. Did Elves know other hobbits except the five- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam , Merry and Pip?
*confused*
Gildor's people said "hobbits are so dull" yet Frodo seems to have never met them before (else Gildor wouldn't have needed to introduce himself). They were also walking rhrough the Shire and had lodgings there. It seems utterly certain that Elves were at least aware of Hobbits.
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Ah, you see, when Morthoron said (in full) "Vegetables are what Elves eat when they can't get hobbit for dinner" what Morth meant was that Elves eat vegetables when they don't have hobbits around as dinner guests.

"Just bring out the cold chicken and pickles" indeed.
Obviously, you have never heard of "finger food".
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Obviously, you have never heard of "finger food".
"Finger Food"? I have heard of it.
Did the Elves know Hobbits well enough to invite them on dinners?
Another question that has never been answered to me. What about wine? Wine contains alcohol. Did the Hobbits, Dwarves and Men really drink "alcohol"? Alcohol is prepared chemically, in Labs. Did people in Middle-Earth prepare it chemically? How?
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