Aragorn and Arwen Are NOT RELATED

[Elmo]

I definitely see a market for a toy that comes out with phrases like

How do ye of uncouth race dare to demand aught of me, Elu Thingol, Lord of Beleriand, whose life began by the waters of Cuiviénen years uncounted ere the fathers of the stunted people awoke?

when you tickle it!

I think we've hit a goldmine here, I'll knock up an email to the Tolkien estate in the morning.