Did Maedhros kill Laughter?

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Urwen

Ok,you made me seriously angry, so her's my effort:

(Lalaith is sitting on ground, stroking two geese affectionately.)

Lalaith(concerned):What shall we do now? Water and rock trick failed....

Goose1(sighs):I do not know.

Goose2:I've got an idea!

Lalaith:What is it?

(Goose2 leanes towards Lalaith and whispers something in her ear.)

Lalaith:You know what? It just might work!




Goose2 approaches Glaurung.

Goose2:You know what!You're a sucker!

Glaurung:No,I'm not!

Goose2:I say you are!

(Lalaith sneaks up to them and rips Glaurung's backbone out)

*sigh*

Yet another plan that relies on Glaurung being ridiculously stupid and Lalaith having superhuman strength.

Sorry, Urwen. Rejected.