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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:39 AM
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Replies: 43
Views: 9,853
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Maltaharma
Of course you all realize Sauron's true passion...Of course you all realize Sauron's true passion is his own line of jewelry, Evil Jewelry Inc. Though not many know it, besides a one ring there was also a one bracelet, one anklet, one necklace, and... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:29 AM
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Replies: 136
Views: 20,677
Posted By
Maltaharma
I want somebody to draw a picture of this one... ...I want somebody to draw a picture of this one... Orcs/Uruk-hai in big poofy dresses and high heels, doing the can-can. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:28 AM
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Replies: 136
Views: 20,677
Posted By
Maltaharma
Just imagine it...
The Fellowship sitting...Just imagine it... The Fellowship sitting around the campfire, singing kumbayah. Yup. That's all I have to say. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:27 AM
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Replies: 136
Views: 20,677
Posted By
Maltaharma
Just imagine it...
All the Black Riders lying...Just imagine it... All the Black Riders lying in the Mordor Community Hospital after their bout with the river. Rider One: Kazooooo! Rider Two: Bob! What the h**l is that?? Rider One: It's my... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:20 AM
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Replies: 122
Views: 76,669
Posted By
Maltaharma
Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range,...Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos Oh give me my ring So I don't have to sing And everyone can go and die I'll take over the land... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:18 AM
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Replies: 122
Views: 76,669
Posted By
Maltaharma
LOL Morgul Queen, and now in the spirit of your...LOL Morgul Queen, and now in the spirit of your reply... Saruman: I'm too sexy for my- Entire LOTR Cast: STOP!!!! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:16 AM
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Replies: 122
Views: 76,669
Posted By
Maltaharma
(To the tune of the can-can)
The Uruk-hai: ...(To the tune of the can-can) The Uruk-hai: Can! Can you serve Saruman? Can you do his can-can? Are you his biggest fan? Saruman: You better be or else your dead! Uruk-hai: You don't wanna be... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-07-2002, 11:08 AM
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Replies: 614
Views: 101,326
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Maltaharma
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Forum: The Movies
09-07-2002, 10:43 AM
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Replies: 212
Views: 40,938
Posted By
Maltaharma
I personally think Aragorn's best line is when he...I personally think Aragorn's best line is when he says "I will not let the white city fall!" Worst line: when they're at the council of Elrond and he's says, "...it has no other master!" Did anyone... |
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Forum: The Movies
03-14-2002, 05:39 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 5,550
Posted By
Maltaharma
The Lost Diaries of LOTRFirst of all, there is a difference between the <I>secret</I> diaries and the <I>lost</I> diaries. Though Ani's were funny too, (and i swear i didnot steal this diary idea) I'd like to might my own... |
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Forum: The Movies
03-14-2002, 05:23 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 6,432
Posted By
Maltaharma
Unfortunately, I have done the exact same thing...Unfortunately, I have done the exact same thing on my site at <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries." TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries.</A> So much for either of us... |
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Forum: The Movies
03-04-2002, 02:06 PM
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Replies: 33
Views: 10,423
Posted By
Maltaharma
And now I give you, the cast from he;;<P>Frodo:...And now I give you, the cast from he;;<P>Frodo: Li'l Bow Wow (even humanly possible??)<BR>Gandalf: Sean Connery<BR>Legolas: Leonardo DiCaprio<BR>Gimli: An oompa loompa<BR>Arwen: Madonna<BR>Galadriel:... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2002, 01:58 PM
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Replies: 614
Views: 101,326
Posted By
Maltaharma
Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It...Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It is soooooo big... Aragorn: Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth?! Boromir: Man, nobody understands the word comin' out of your... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2002, 01:56 PM
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Replies: 614
Views: 101,326
Posted By
Maltaharma
Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It...Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It is soooooo big... Aragorn: Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth?! Boromir: Man, nobody understands the word comin' out of your... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-02-2002, 09:09 PM
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Replies: 614
Views: 101,326
Posted By
Maltaharma
101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never SayOne rule:Keep it clean people. Be funny, not crude. Something Gollum would not say, "Screw this whole ring obsession! I'm going into show business!"At Gollum's therapy session. Therapist: "How did... |
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Forum: The Books
03-02-2002, 08:52 PM
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Replies: 171
Views: 31,978
Posted By
Maltaharma
I'd have to vote for the Balrog. After all,...I'd have to vote for the Balrog. After all, dragons are basically lizards, whose fire comes from within. Balrogs are demons made of fire, something conceived in the bowels of hell. If you make a... |
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Forum: The Books
03-02-2002, 08:48 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 4,144
Posted By
Maltaharma
I'm not sure envirolmentalist is the right word....I'm not sure envirolmentalist is the right word. Naturalist? Definitely. I think that Tolkien felt that trees have their own spirituality, that, if the situation arose they could uproot themselves... |
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Forum: The Books
03-02-2002, 08:40 PM
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Replies: 215
Views: 72,127
Posted By
Maltaharma
If Barbie wrote LOTR...from Frodo's perspective. ...If Barbie wrote LOTR...from Frodo's perspective. "Oh, my, god, I like totally got this ring and like so does not match with like anything i own so i'm going to take it to Mount Doom and like totally... |
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Forum: The Books
03-02-2002, 08:36 PM
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Replies: 215
Views: 72,127
Posted By
Maltaharma
If LOTR was written by (god forbid) The Marx...If LOTR was written by (god forbid) The Marx Brothers... Legolas: This morning I got up and shot an orc in my pajamas. How the orc got into my pajamas, I dunno. Gimli: Honk-honk! |
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Forum: The Books
03-02-2002, 08:16 PM
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Replies: 28
Views: 6,737
Posted By
Maltaharma
Well, Ava, (buddy, pal, friend, classmate, and...Well, Ava, (buddy, pal, friend, classmate, and fellow cellist)you've certainly opened up an interesting question: was Gollum evil at the beginning? This also opens up a question about the personality... |
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