101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

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Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It is soooooo big...

Aragorn: Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth?!
Boromir: Man, nobody understands the word comin' out of your mouth!

Gandalf: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

Elrond: (pay attention Matrix fans) We must take the ring to Mount Doom...Missster Anderson...

Aragorn: I am the cheese.

Balrog: Gandalf, would you care for a crumpet?

"The Balrog and I fall into darkness. I wanted to shout 'To be continued!' but instead I said, 'Fly, you fools!'"-The Lost Diary of Gandalf