Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maltaharma · 09-07-2002, 11:20 AM

Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos
Oh give me my ring
So I don't have to sing
And everyone can go and die
I'll take over the land
And kill Saruman
And he'll never to the can-can again
Ring! Where may you be?
Why won't you come home to me?
Don't you miss me?
Though I have no body
I'm just a big eye all alone!
Orcs: Eye all a-looooone!

09-07-2002, 11:20 AM	#11
Maltaharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 20	Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos Oh give me my ring So I don't have to sing And everyone can go and die I'll take over the land And kill Saruman And he'll never to the can-can again Ring! Where may you be? Why won't you come home to me? Don't you miss me? Though I have no body I'm just a big eye all alone! Orcs: Eye all a-looooone! __________________ Maltaharma