"All About You" for LOTR characters

[Meneltarmacil]

In the Announcements forum, there is a thread called "All About You" where you give information about yourself. I was wondering what LOTR characters would put for some of these.

Name (that you go by): Lurtz
Age: Duuuhhhhhhhh... I dunno.
Occupation: Fighting Uruk-Hai
Future Aspirations: KILL KILL KILL
Goal in life: KILL KILL KILL
Short term goals: KILL KILL KILL
Passion: Destruction and mayhem
Hobbies: Hacking things to bits, torture, listening to my victims' screams of pain
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Numerous battle scars

Fave book: (can't read)
Fave movie: Anything with exessive violence
Fave sport: Killing things
Fave store:
Fave music: The sound of people screaming in pain

What you can't stand: Anybody who JUST WON'T DIE!
What you plain dislike: Rangers with big swords because one of them chopped my arm off and then whacked off my head! It's not fair! He was outnumbered 50 to one! Aaaaargh!
Who you admire: Saruman, the White Hand, the hand that gives us man flesh to eat!
What you most love to do: KILL KILL KILL
Your self-confessed flaws: NONE!
What intrigues/fascinates you: Senseless destruction
What scares you: NOTHING! I do not know fear! GRRR!
Quotation to live by: You do not know fear! You do not know pain! You will taste man flesh!

Additional comments: RRRRROARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!

OK, that was pretty stupid, hope you have something better...

[ September 02, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

[Cinderella]

Name (that you go by): Legolas Greenleaf
Age: Somewhere in the thousands
Occupation: I was in the fellowship, remember me?!?! I can walk on snow!
Future Aspirations: Mostly nancing, brushing my hair, etc...
Goal in life: To be prettier than Galadriel
Short term goals: To be prettier than I was yesterday
Passion: My hair
Hobbies: Hanging with Gimli, lather, rinse, repeat, shopping, telepathy chats with daddy...

Fave Book: The Devil Wears Prada
Fave magazine: Cosmo
Fave movie: Clueless
Fave sport: Archery
Fave store: The Gap of Rohan (sry coudn't resist!)
Fave music: Britney and the occasioanl 2Pac

What you can't stand: Galadriel being the prettiest
What you plain dislike: Aragorn's unwashed manliness
What you most love to do: Nance about Mirkwood
Your self-confessed flaws: being just a little less attractive then Arwen...
What intrigues/fascinates you: Myself
What scares you: Aragorn's hair, Gimli's beard, my own perfection....
Quotation to live by: *Squeeeeee* "Look it's Legolas!!!!" - Raving Fangirls

[ September 02, 2003: Message edited by: Cinderella ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Name (that you go by): Tom Bombadill-o
Age: Eldest
Occupation: Enigma
Future Aspirations: Old Tom doesn’t need anything but wood, water and hill, and the fair lady Goldberry
Goal in life: See above
Short term goals: Bring water-lilies for Goldberry
Passion: The River Woman’s Daughter
Hobbies: Walking in the forest, wading in the water, leaping on the hill-tops under light and shadow
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Being

Fave Book: The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Other Stories (well, not the Other Stories, just my Adventures, really)
Fave movie: Not FotR, that’s for sure. What was that old hairy Jackson-Man a-thinking of leaving out old Tom like that?
Fave sport: Ping a pong pillo
Fave store: Anywhere that sells bright blue jackets and yellow boots
Fave music: Anything with lots of Hey dol’s, Merry dol’s and Ring a dong dillo’s

What you can't stand: Barrow-Wights, when they be a-making mischief for little fellows
What you plain dislike: Old Man Willow, when he be a-making mischief for little fellows
What you most love to do: Waken Goldberry singing under her window.
Your self-confessed flaws: Being ever so slightly irritating in verse.
What intrigues/fascinates you: Derry Dol, Indeed
What scares you: Old Tom has no fear.
Quotation to live by: Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow; Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.

[Meela]

Name (that you go by): Boromir
Age: 40
Occupation: Great warrior and saviour of Gondor
Future Aspirations: To be Steward
Goal in life: To be Steward
Short term goals: Bump off Aragorn
Passion: Plotting to bump off Aragorn
Hobbies: Plotting to bump off Aragorn, fighting, practising my horn blowing
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Dying heroically for my friends
Fave book:
Fave movie: To Kill A King
Fave sport: Sword fighting
Fave store:
Fave music: Disco

What you can't stand: Aragorn
What you plain dislike: Kings
Who you admire: Daddy Steward
What you most love to do: plot to bump off Aragorn
Your self-confessed flaws: A bit prone to temptation
What intrigues/fascinates you: small objects with big power
What scares you: Nothing. I'm a big manly man.
Quotation to live by: Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king.

Additional comments: Watch your back, Aragorn.

[ September 04, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Name(that you go by): Gollem, Smeagol
Age: We do not know, Preciousssssss, no we don't.
Occupation: Getting the Precioussssss back.
Future Aspirations: Having the Preciousssss.
Goal in life: Having the Preciousssssss.
Short term goals: We already told you nasssssty people, having the precioussssss!
Passion: The Precioussssss.
Hobbies: Talking to the precioussssss, catching a fish.
Famous for (okay this is where you bet to brag about yourself): bessssssst looking creature around.

Fave book: "How to keep all of your teeth, in 5 steps"
Fave movie: "A fish called Wanda"
Fave sport: fishing
Fave store: What'ssss a ssssstore, preciousssss, what'ssss a sssstore?
Fave music: the fishing song

What you can't stand: nassssty little fat hobbitssessss, orcsssses, nassssty elvessss, gollem, gollem.
What you plain dislike: ssssspoiling nice fish.
What you most love to do: talking to the preciousssss.
Your self-confessed flaws: gollem, gollem.
What intrigues you: the preciousssss
What scares you: orcsssesss.
Quotation to live by: We wantssss it , we needssss it, my precioussssss.

Fave sport: Ping a pong pillo

LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Meneltarmacil]

Hey! What's with Boromir's "Fave Music" being blank? I mean, come on, anybody who's a serious BDer should know by now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ September 03, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

[Meela]

The only music I would ever imagine him listening to is something by Good Charlotte. But I do not know what you all think he listens to.

[Firnantoonion]

Name(that you go by): Sauron, The Dark lord
Age: unbeknowst of
Occupation: busy getting my ring back!!
Future Aspirations: to rule them all!
Goal in life: to rule them all!
Short term goals: getting my ring back!
Passion: ruling things and nice little rings of power.
Hobbies: torturing, ruling things, searching for my ring etc.
Famous for (okay this is where you bet to brag about yourself): to rule them all (at least almost!)
Fave book: every book in wich the bad guy wins!
Fave movie: the invisible man (I just know he has the ring! he has to!)
Fave sport: to play quoits
Fave store: a jewellersstore!
Fave music:

What you can't stand: that pesky heir of that even more peskier Isildur!
What you plain dislike: losing (games or a war, that doesn't matter, I just hate it to lose!)
What you most love to do: ruling them all
Your self-confessed flaws: never touching the three elvenrings!! I want them!
What intrigues you: where the heck could my ring be....
What scares you: nothing! I am the dark lord and i fear nothing!
Quotation to live by: one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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[Estelyn Telcontar]

Name (that you go by): Ioreth
Age: too old to tell
Occupation: wise-woman of Gondor
Future Aspirations: being an indispensable source of knowledge in the Houses of Healing
Goal in life: saying words that will long be remembered
Short term goals: impressing my country cousin with my connections to important people
Passion: talking
Hobbies: see Passion
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): recognizing the King of Gondor before anyone else did

Fave book: The Life of Florence Nightingale
Fave movie: Patch Adams
Fave sport: walking in the woods
Fave store: Herbs ‘R’ Us
Fave music: anything by the King

What you can't stand: murdering devils who make war
What you plain dislike: being interrupted by other people who want to talk
Who you admire: King Aragorn – a mighty ruler and a healer too – what more can a man have?!
What you most love to do: explain things to people who know less than I do
Your self-confessed flaws: my quick tongue (so others say)
What intrigues/fascinates you: weeds that have healing powers
What scares you: not being able to find The One Herb that is needed for healing
Quotation to live by: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.

Additional comments: And Mithrandir, he said to me: „Ioreth, men will long remember your words.”

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Name(s) (that you go by): Saruman of the Many Colours, Saruman the Wise, Saruman of the White Hand, Curumo, Curunír
Age: A lot older than you.
Occupation: Chief of the Heren Istarion (don't you forget that, Gandalf, you old vagrant!)
Future Aspirations: To find the One Ring, overthrow the Dark Lord and finally bring back some order to this benighted world. My order.
Goal in life: To rule the world in benevolent wisdom, by any means
Short term goals: Finding the One Ring, and keeping Sauron sweet until I can crush him with it.
Passion: Pipe-weed
Hobbies: Blowing smoke rings, stamp collecting, making Rings of Power
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Being the wisest and most knowledgeable person in Middle-earth. Read that and weep, Gandalf the Grey!

Fave book: The Scroll of Isildur
Fave movie: Generally I just stay in and watch the Palantír
Fave sport: I'm a loremaster who smokes. How likely is it that I should be concerned with sport?
Fave store: Annatar's Discount Rings
Fave music: Singing. I have a good Voice, even if I say so myself

What you can't stand: People being given Rings of Fire when they clearly came after me. Said people then strutting about, sneering at me in council and questioning my authority. I especially dislike it when those unworthy folk question my motives and wisdom. You know who you are.
What you plain dislike: The house of Eorl: petty upstart kings!
Who you admire: My master Aulë. I admire him almost as much as I admire myself.
What you most love to do: Smoke pipe-weed while reading old scrolls about the Rings
Your self-confessed flaws: I have no flaws
What intrigues/fascinates you: Gandalf's inexplicable popularity among the Wise
What scares you: The idea that this grey-clad loon should guide the White Council more than I, his superior both in wisdom and station.
Quotation to live by: "It has seldom been heard of that Gandalf the Grey sought for aid, one so cunning and so wise, wandering about the lands, and concerning himself in every business, whether it belongs to him or not."
Additional comments: I am the chief Istar! I, Saruman the Ring-Maker! What does that scruffy old tramp know about colours anyway? As if I would abandon wisdom! It's him that spends his time speaking to hairy-footed midgets!

[Lord of Angmar]

These are hysterical! I particularly enjoyed Saucepan Man's.

Name(that you go by): Morgoth Bauglir
Age: I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
Occupation: Lord of All, Giver of Freedom
Future Aspirations: Re-entering Arda.
Short term goals: Sitting in Darkness, brooding, watching the guard, waiting for him to sleep, brooding, always brooding....
Passion: Supreme Lordship
Hobbies: Attaining Supreme Lordship
Famous for (okay this is where you bet to brag about yourself): EVERYTHING! I AM LORD OF ALL!
Fave book: Do It Yourself: Orc-Making
Fave movie: Anything with Orlando Bloom.
Fave sport: "Grond"ing
Fave store: Store of what? Store of orcs? Store of weapons?
Fave music: The beautiful discord I wrought in the Themes of the Ainur, back in the good ol' days.

What you can't stand: The Houses of Hurin and Feanor
What you plain dislike: Manwe
What you most love to do: Wage War
Your self-confessed flaws: Well, I'm trapped in a Void...
What intrigues you: The prospect of NOT being trapped in a Void.
What scares you: The Second Prophecy of Mandos
Quotation to live by: "It's Hammertime!" (What I said to Fingolfin before we fought).

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[dragoneyes]

Name (that you go by): Sam Gamgee
Age: 41
Occupation: Gardener
Future Aspirations: To work in the best garden in the whole of the Shire.
Goal in life: To see Mr. Frodo again
Short term goals: Bring up the kids
Passion: Flowers/Rosie
Hobbies: Gardening
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Going with Mr. Frodo to Mount Doom where the ring was destroyed.

Fave book: Anything on gardening
Fave movie:
Fave sport:
Fave store: One of them big gardening ones.
Fave music: Something relaxing.

What you can't stand: Anyone hurting my Mr. Frodo.
What you plain dislike: Slinker and Stinker.
Who you admire: Mr. Frodo. Goin' all that way with that dreadful ring hanging from his neck! I'm sure I couldn't have done that!
What you most love to do: Garden
Your self-confessed flaws: I have been told that I can loose my temper, especially where Mr. Frodo is involved.
What intrigues/fascinates you: Elves
What scares you: Somethin' hurting Mr. Frodo when I can't do a thing about it.
Quotation to live by: Pretty much anything my old Gaffer says.


Hmm, I'm sure someone else could've done better with Sam. I encourage them to go ahead.

[Meela]

Name (that you go by): Denethor
Age: 87
Occupation: Ruling Steward
Future Aspirations: to still be Steward
Goal in life: To keep the Stewards ruling
Short term goals: to keep my ruling behind planted firmly on the Ruling Stewards' chair.
Passion: Ruling, Palantirs, fire.
Hobbies: hiding away and using the Palantir in secret, practising my match-lighting reflexes.
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Perfecting my match-lighting reflexes and toasting my ruling behind to a crisp.

Fave book: The Good Steward Guide, 10 Easy Steps To Insanity (I'm on number 9.)
Fave movie: To Kill A King
Fave sport:
Fave store: If the gas station is a store...
Fave music: Light My Fire

What you can't stand: Kings, fire exstinguishers.
What you plain dislike: Faramir.
Who you admire: Daddy Steward, other Stewards.
What you most love to do: burn things
Your self-confessed flaws: pyromania, insanity
What intrigues/fascinates you: hot, red, flame... mmm...
What scares you: firemen
Quotation to live by:

Additional comments: Burn, baby, burn... yeh! *dances*

(Will finish, but have no time right now)

[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Surely Denethor's favourite piece of music is either Light My Fire by the Doors, or just simply Fire by the Crazy World of Arthur Brown. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Yavanna228]

I wonder if Denethor would admire the Stewart line of kings from Great Britain? I don't know, 'steward' and 'Stewart' sound an awful lot alike...
Ok, yes, this is lame, but hey. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I doubt that he would. Illustrious though the House of Stuart may be by modern standards, its rule was a mere blink of an eye beside that of the ruling dynasties of Gondor. Not only was Gondor much older by Denethor's day than either Scotland or the rest of Britain was under the Stuarts, but also Denethor's own house had ruled Gondor far longer than any dynasty has ruled Britain. To put this into its proper perspective, Gondor was established in SA 3320, and had therefore existed for a little over 3,100 years by the time of the War of the Ring. The stewards ruled it from the death of Earnur in TA 2050 until the accession of Elessar in TA 3019, or a little over 960 years. By contrast the Stuarts ruled Scotland from 1371 a.d. (and England from 1603 a.d.) to 1714 a.d.

Aside from the obvious seniority of his house, Denethor was entirely convinced of the superiority of Gondor over all other societies and cultures. The Stuarts (and, indeed, every other ruling house of Europe since the fall of Rome) would have seemed to him nothing more than barbarian chieftains, aping the true civilisation represented by his own people.

You're right about the two houses having something in common, though: the name 'Stuart' derives from the Old-English word for a steward. According to the source to which I've linked above, the royal house of that name appears to have originated in eleventh-century Brittany as stewards to the counts of Dol. Possibly this is a little historical joke on Tolkien's part.

[Firnantoonion]

Name (that you go by): Fangorn, treebeard, eldest
Age: very, very old
Occupation: shepherd of the forests
Future Aspirations: to find entwives, and to keep my forest as big as possible
Goal in life: to find entwives
Short term goals: to keep my forest as big as possible.
Passion: wandering trough the forest, talking to trees..
Hobbies: talking to trees
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): being the eldest, destroying saruman's power. (a wizard should have known better!)
Fave book: "how to keep your trees healthy and green"
Fave movie: a documentary about the rainforests
Fave sport: walking downhill, squashing orcs under my feet...
Fave store: some gardening stores..

What you can't stand: those -burarum- orcs, and more orcs, and (not to forget) orcs with axes, those fallseyed, black-handed, bloodthirsty, foul, morimaite, sincahonde.....
What you plain dislike: idem.
Who you admire: those two not-too-hasty young hobbits
What you most love to do: walking and talking to trees.
Your self-confessed flaws: not to take on saruman earlier, much trees would have still lived then!
What intrigues/fascinates you: Tom Bombadil 9says he's older than me! hoem!)
What scares you: the fact that there are (possibly) no more entwives (andthus, no more entings)
Quotation to live by: say nothing, unless it is worth taking a long time for it to say!

Additional comments: save the forest! adopt an ent!

[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Firnantoonion ]

[Yavanna228]

*blushes* Thank you, Squatter for correcting me. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Ah, the light of knowledge cast on my poor attempts at British history. And I didn't even get the name spelt right! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Thanks.
Peace

[Rose Cotton]

Name (that you go by): Arwen Un
Age: Pritty young for an elf
Occupation: Elf Princess
Future Aspirations: Marrying that hunk Aragorn
Goal in life: Getting Aragorn to shave
Short term goals: Stealing Eowyn's role
Passion: Manly men
Hobbies: Stealing roles and sending visions to Aragorn
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Forsaking Valinor for love.

Fave book: Tips For Living With Mortals by Luthien
Fave movie: any romance movies
Fave sport: horse riding
Fave store: all stores
Fave music: Elvish music

What you can't stand: Daddy telling me I can't stay with Aragorn
What you plain dislike: Eowyn trying to hit on my boyfriend
Who you admire: Luthien. Now thats a girl who knows what she wants.
What you most love to do: play dress up
Your self-confessed flaws: Not big enough role in the books
What intrigues/fascinates you: Aragorn
What scares you: Aragorn dieing

This is fun, hehehe. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Everdawn]

Name (that you go by): Glorfindel

Occupation: Well, i was an Elf Lord in Rivendell.. but i was left out of the movies! Aparently someone, not mentioning any names **peter jackson** thinks i am not worthy of saving Frodo...
Future Aspirations: To kill Arwen and get my horsie back!
Goal in life: Same as above.
Short term goals: Watch the latest episode of Bold and The Beautiful.
Passion: Bold and the Beautiful, Singing.. er.. i mean... hunting..
Hobbies: I like knitting... And watching old movies...
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Not being famous... meaning im n ot in the bloody movies!!!

Fave book: Gone With the Wind...
Fave movie: Gone With the Wind and Lassie.
Fave sport: Hunting Orcs.
Fave store: Anywhere that i can buy weapons to kill Arwen.
Fave music: Evansecance.
What you can't stand: People who steal other peoples parts in movies *cough* Arwen..
What you plain dislike: Arwen.
Who you admire: Hunter Tylo, Elrond.
What you most love to do: PLot ways to eliminate Arwen.
Your self-confessed flaws: Me flawed? no way.. i may be a little obsessive at times, but nothing id consider a flaw... i mean, its not that its unusual to think about killing Arwen 23 hours in a day is it??
What intrigues/fascinates you: My pretty pony which Arwen stole!! Damn her!!
What scares you: Aragorn... i htink he knows i want to kill Arwen...
Quotation to live by: "There is always hope"

Additional comments: Uh. If you see Arwen, tell me! I have a little present for her... *evil snicker** Yess... A present...hehe

[Meela]

Name(that you go by): Faramir
Age: 36
Occupation: Captain of Gondor
Future Aspirations: to be less evil to passing hobbits and to make daddy proud of me
Goal in life: to mantain my perm
Short term goals: resist the ring and save Gondor. Hurrah!
Passion: nice perms and green things
Hobbies: kidnapping hobbits, shooting evil things, and nancing around Ithilien conspiring with Peter Jackson to make me the biggest arse in Lotr.
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Being a bit of a prat in the films... okay, okay, no modesty... being the biggest prat in the films.

Fave book: that one about the squirrels and their tea party.
Fave movie: The Two Towers
Fave sport: archery, and sometimes cricket.
Fave store: the one that sells green stuff and hobbit-napping sacks
Fave music:

What you can't stand: trespassing hobbits, nasty Uruks who kill my brother, and Mumakil. Grrr!
What you plain dislike: dirt
What you most love to do: run around in green cloaks setting traps for hobbits
Your self-confessed flaws: I'm too much like my brother
What intrigues you: hobbits with hidden rings
What scares you: Daddy
Quotation to live by: The ring will go to Gondor. Hurrah!


*note: these are not my personal feelings. I was just having fun playing up to the popular views and creating a 'movie' Faramir. I'll do another one for 'book' Faramir, which will not get me into trouble with serious book analysts or whatever.

[Cinderella]

Name (that you go by): Aragorn Son of Arathorn, Strider, etc...
Age: Older than I look
Occupation: Ranger, Arwen's boyfriend, future king
Future Aspirations: Beating up Boromir,Marry Arwen, Monarchy...
Goal in life: Still not king...
Short term goals: Keep Boromir from taking the ring *twitches*
Passion: My hot elf girlfriend
Hobbies: Still not king...
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): You know, leading the fellowship after Gandalf fell in Moria, Being king...oh wait...not yet eh? Still not king...
Fave Book: The Return of the King (NOW I'm King!)
Fave movie: See above
Fave sport: Hunting orc, Tonsil hockey
Fave store: Leather Unlimited
Fave music: The lay of Luthien

What you can't stand: Boromir, baths, Elrond not lietting me marry Arwen, oh and that guy Sauron is a bit of a wanker too
What you most love to do: Be king! Oh and spend time with what's-her-name...
Your self-confessed flaws: Erm... my ancestor didn't destroy the ring of power? Does that count as my flaw?
What intrigues/fascinates you: My unwashed manliness (take that Leggy!) and my extreme power as King of Gondor
What scares you: Frodo's eyes
Quotation to live by: "Behold the King!"<<< That's me!!

Additional Comments: Haha! pulled a sneak attack on yah there didn't I Faramir! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[Lord of Angmar]

Name (that you go by): Barliman Butterbur
Age: Well now, let's see...
Occupation: Inn-Keeper
Future Aspirations: Perhaps a second inn in Archet or Combe, to be run by my trusted Nob (although a huge promotion it would be!)
Goal in life: To keep travelers and Bree-folk well-rested.
Short term goals: Holding my ale to the finest Bree standards!
Passion: Brewin' a good pint.
Hobbies: Hobbies? What are those? Might you mean "Hobbits"?
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Helping that Mr. Underhill and his band escape from Bree-land.

Fave book: Why, the Prancing Pony guest book, of course!
Fave movie: Movie? No, thank you. Is that some sort of Mannish contraption or Wizard's sorcery?
Fave sport: I go pony-riding every now and again.
Fave store: The Furniture Shoppe on Bree-Hill
Fave music: A good song sung by any able Man, Elf, Hobbit or Dwarf!

What you can't stand: Bob and Nob's Tom-foolery!
What you plain dislike: Queer, unfriendly folk passing through my parts.
Who you admire: That Mr. Gandalf is quite a noble fellow.
What you most love to do: Serve the folk who come to the Prancing Pony for a pint as best I can.
Your self-confessed flaws: I'll speak before I'll think and I'll forget before I'll remember.
What intrigues/fascinates you: Any merry folk as make their way to my inn.
What scares you: Heavens! Why, those Black Riders scare me more than a little, going about ruining a couple of good beds and scaring that Mr. Underhill into taking up with a Ranger!
Quotation to live by: I am no man of lore, though I do fancy myself educated (being lettered and all). I keep no quotes, famous or otherwise, in mind, other than this: "Stay busy and stay friendly."

[Bêthberry]

Name (that you go by): Goldberry, or, the River Daughter
Age: only the River knows
Occupation: Storm chaser and season shifter
Future Aspirations: teach Tom some real rhythm
Goal in life: teach Tom some real rhythm
Short term goals: teach Tom some real rhythm
Passion: pomegranate seeds, poppies
Hobbies: braiding water lilies into garlands and rugs
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): water lily punch, water lily and nasturtium salad, water lily quick bread, water lily and mushroom quiche, water lily jam, water lily scented honey.

Fave book: Anything by Roald Dahl, also Hymn to Demeter (Homer), Hymn to Prosperina (Swinburne), Heart of Darkness (Joseph Conrad)
Fave movie: Fawlty Towers (Well, really a television show)
Fave sport: synchronized swimming
Fave store: my own memory
Fave music: Four Seasons (Vivaldi), Water Music (Handel), Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple), Change the Weather, Beaucoup Fish (Underworld)

What you can't stand: being left out of after-dinner discussions
What you plain dislike: authors who forget to include me when they mention Tom at the conclusion of their books
Who you admire: Frodo
What you most love to do: Change
Your self-confessed flaws: Being too sweet
What intrigues/fascinates you: Drowning
What scares you: Tom?s versifying
Quotation to live by: The earth grew sweet with her name, yet grief, terrible and savage, also came.

Additional comments: Is there a self-help group for husbands who are remathomers?

[Arothir]

Name (that you go by): Denethor
Age: old because of the palantir
Occupation: steward of Gondor
Future Aspirations: Burn myself
Goal in life: give Faramir a good kick
Short term goals: master Sauron's mind
Passion: the palantir, attackin Mithrandir
Hobbies: looking into stones, praising my oldest son
Famous for burning myself, giving into despair
Fave book: Unfinished Tales, especially the Palantiri section
Fave movie: Return of the King (Well I assume I won't be screwed up), The Two Towers, I mean Theoden was just like me
Fave sport: Gandalf hurting
Fave store: Maglor's Gap
Fave music: Burn Baby Burn, Death to the Glamhoth

What you can't stand: My son liking Gandalf
What you plain dislike: GANDALF
Who you admire: Myself
What you most love to do: Read minds
Your self-confessed flaws: I look a lot older than I really am
What intrigues/fascinates you: Halflings
What scares you: My premature aging
Quotation to live by: Didst thou think the eyes of the White Tower were blind?

Additional comments: No comment

Name (that you go by): Gandalf the White (use to be Grey, the grey pilgrim, Mithrandir etc!)
Age: C'mon! I'm old!
Occupation: Wizard
Future Aspirations: To beat Sauron at chess
Goal in life: ahem, to rid middle earth of evil
Short term goals: getting this orc blood stain out of my coat
Passion: Magic i suppose
Hobbies: Fighting balrogs, leading fellowships, talking in a booming voice, dumping evil rings on hobbits.
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Coming back after death! (oh yeah and fireworks!)

Fave book: Harry Potter (you learn so much from this boy!)
Fave movie: Jack and Sarah (that homeless guy is soo funny!)
Fave sport: Fighting balrogs, riding Shadowfax (my horse folks, my horse)
Fave store: MMm, Rivendell
Fave music: Black Sabbath

What you can't stand: ORC blood stains
What you plain dislike: Annoying hobbits
Who you admire: Frodo (its those eyes!)
What you most love to do: Go for a nice holiday in the west
Your self-confessed flaws: Smoking pipeweed, falling down halls, fighting with Sauraman
What intrigues/fascinates you: How legolas stays so clean......
What scares you: Harry Potter becoming better than me!
Quotation to live by: Fool of a took!

Additional comments: You shall not pass!


ok that was pants but it is late!

[Meneltarmacil]

Name (that you go by): Ghan-buri-Ghan
Age: Not sure. Ghan-buri-Ghan no keep track of years much.
Occupation: Big Headman
Future Aspirations: Become BIGGER Headman
Goal in life: Protect Wild Men
Short term goals: Keep orc folk out of wood
Passion: Killing orc folk
Hobbies: Dancing to tribal drum music
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Ghan-buri-Gahn kill many orcs! He is great warrior!
Fave book: Ghan-buri-Ghan no can read, so he no have favorite book.
Fave movie: Not ROTK if PJ forget to put Wild Men in!
Fave sport: Killing orc folk
Fave store: Not know what "store" mean.
Fave music: Tribal war chants accompanied by drums

What you can't stand: Orc folk coming into wood
What you plain dislike: Orcs in general
Who you admire: Theoden, Father of Horsemen. He hate orc folk too!
What you most love to do: Kill orc folk
Your self-confessed flaws: Wild Men no have good grammar at all
What intrigues/fascinates you: Anything that kills orcs
What scares you: PJ maybe forget to put Wild Men in movie!
Quotation to live by: Kill gorgun! Kill orc folk! No other words please Wild Men.

Additional comments:

[Tinuviel of Denton]

Name (that you go by): Tinuviel (what else? After all, my true love gave me that one!)
Age: Older than I look
Occupation: Singer, Dancer, and most Beautiful Child of Iluvitar ever
Future Aspirations: To someday face off against someone who'll be a challenge to charm (is there such a one?)
Goal in life: To marry Beren
Short term goals: To convince Daddy to let me date Beren
Passion: Beren
Hobbies: Singing, dancing, charming random Valar
Famous for: Singing Morgoth to sleep

Fave book: The Silmarillion
Fave movie:
Fave sport: Riding
Fave store: I don't go shopping
Fave music: the songs that Daeron writes for me. Gotta love the adoration

What you can't stand: People who mess with my man
What you plain dislike: the sons of Feanor
Who you admire: Beren; my dad, even if he's a little stubborn; Beren; my mom; and Beren
What you most love to do: Dance with Beren
Your self-confessed flaws: I'm a little foolish when Beren's involved
What intrigues/fascinates you: Beren
What scares you: Beren dying. Now THAT is scary
Quotation to live by:

Additional comments: I love Beren. I love Beren! I LOVE BEREN!!!

I guess I love my mom and dad too.

[Everdawn]

Name: Elladan, son of Elrond.
Age: Much older than you mortal!
Occupation: Son of Elrond... its not really an occupation, more of a position...

Future Aspirations: Um, i suppose i will do whatever Elrohir does, maybe acquire a nice antique coffee table.

Goal in life: To kill ALL orcs, for they injured my mother... I will get them all! *evil glaze comes over his eyes*

Short term goals: Not to get involved in my little sister's arguement with dad about that Ranger... long story dont ask.

Passion: Um, killing Orcs, i suppose just making the name of the house of Elrond sound cool.
Hobbies: Hanging out with Glorfindel (talk about a crackpot) riding with Rangers, killing orcs, taking Arwen shopping etc.

Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself):The fairest son of Elrond (you would know that if Peter had put my brother and I in the first movie eh!)

Fave book: Something by Jane Austin,

Fave movie: Well, its certanly not FotR is it Peter Jackson!

Fave sport: I like to watch iceskating...

Fave store: Anything that is elvish in nature, Tree of Life?

Fave music: I like to hear the leaves falling in the forest.

What you can't stand: Glorfindel's endless whining!

What you plain dislike: Elrohir stealing all of my clothes and claiming they look better on him, for crying out loud we are twins!

Who you admire: My father Elrond of Rivendell and Aragorn for his endless spirit of trying to get Arwen despite what father has told him.

What you most love to do: Kill orcs, i could have sworn ive already said that.

Your self-confessed flaws: Well, i think im getting frown lines like father, you cant really see them, but they are there..

What intrigues/fascinates you: My grandmother Galadriel, and my grandfather Celeborn when he is drunk.

What scares you: Celeborn when he is drunk.

Quotation to live by: "Remember the paths of the Dead"

Additional comments: To peter Jackson.. I hope you know you have made Rivendell hell now.. All Glorfindel does is mope about his horse and how Arwen took his part in the movie, and how he wants to kill her etc... THANKS A LOT MAN!

[Evisse the Blue]

There's no Frodo yet? Ai, this will have to be remedied>

Name (that you go by): Frodo Baggins
Age: Older than I look, but not as old as uncle Bilbo - he's a fossil; also, I'm waaay cuter!
::Ahem, stay on topic, Frodo!::
Occupation: Ringbearer
Future Aspirations: get rid of my ridiculous Ring obsession, oooh, pretty shiny thing, oh, my precious!
Goal in life: heal old wounds
Short term goals: leave for Valinor with uncle Bilbo, Gandalf, his horsie and other worthy ME folk
Passion: Mushrooms, Rings
Hobbies: Sleeping, Eating, wandering around, getting pampered by Sam, thinking about the Ring - oh, it's gone,gone forever and now all is dark and empty!
Famous for: being the saviour of Middle Earth and the hero of LOTR.
Fave book: The Little Hobbit that Could
Fave movie: hobbits don't watch movies; we live in a primitive yet idyllic society where such technologized inventions of the Big Folk do not exist!
Fave sport: hobbits don't play sports! That's why we're so fat!
Fave store: where they sell mushrooms
Fave music: anything that 'rings'

What you can't stand: Boromir when he goes all wacky
What you plain dislike: guys who try to take my precious from me
Who you admire: uncle Bilbo, Gandalf
What you most love to do: play the hero, act all merciful and kind even toward my enemies
Your self-confessed flaws: ok, so I gave in at the last moment - I bet you would have done the same thing!
What intrigues/fascinates you:Gollum
What scares you: Gollum, Sauron, Boromir, the cave troll, the watcher in the water, Shelob, the Ringwraiths - in short everyone who attacked me.
Quotation to live by: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

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[arianrod]

Name (that you go by): Bill the Pony
Age: I don't know... I'm just a pony...
Occupation: Pack pony for the Fellowship
Future Aspirations: Kick Ferny
Goal in life: Be useful to those who need me. And to kick Ferny.
Short term goals: Earn that extra sugar cube from Sam today. And to kick Ferny.
Passion: Grass and sugar
Hobbies: Nice, long walks in the mountains; carrying heavy packs
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Nothing really... I don't seem to get much attention around here. Except from Sam.

Fave book: Black Beauty
Fave movie: The Horse Whisperer
Fave sport: Polo
Fave store: Don't shop
Fave music: Can't operate the radio without any thumbs.

What you can't stand: Ferny
What you plain dislike: Marshes, large sea monsters, and Ferny.
Who you admire: Sam.
What you most love to do: Carry the hobbits' packs and give Mr. Frodo a chance to rest on my back.
Your self-confessed flaws: I can tend to be a bit high-strung around the nine undead.
What intrigues/fascinates you: How much prettier the rest of the world is compared to Bree.
What scares you: Nazgul, sea monsters, and dark caves
Quotation to live by:
"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."

Additional comments: ...can I have my sugar now?


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