Tolkien Anonymous: Therapy for Downers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

MCRmyGirl4eva · 08-03-2012, 05:51 PM

This is where all of the Tolkien addicts unite! So where better to get therapy?

Tell a little about yourself, how you were introduced to Tolkien, and how it affected your life. Offer support to other addicts, and have fun.

*NOTE* This is purely for fun. Any Tolkien addict crazy enough to WANT therapy to cure his or her addiction should seek elsewhere.

My name is MCR, and I am a Tolkien addict. I was introduced to LOTR by my neighbor's son while he was playing Return of the King on PS2. I have forgotten all of my english, and had to have a translator built into my computer so that you all may read this in English; my speech is now permanantly stuck on Quenya and Sindirian. I often hit people with The Silmarillion when they express concern for my condition. I constantly tell people, and, unfortunatly, they cannot understand: "I do not suffer from Tolkien addiction, I enjoy every second of it!"

08-03-2012, 05:51 PM	#1
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Tolkien Anonymous: Therapy for Downers This is where all of the Tolkien addicts unite! So where better to get therapy? Tell a little about yourself, how you were introduced to Tolkien, and how it affected your life. Offer support to other addicts, and have fun. NOTE This is purely for fun. Any Tolkien addict crazy enough to WANT therapy to cure his or her addiction should seek elsewhere. My name is MCR, and I am a Tolkien addict. I was introduced to LOTR by my neighbor's son while he was playing Return of the King on PS2. I have forgotten all of my english, and had to have a translator built into my computer so that you all may read this in English; my speech is now permanantly stuck on Quenya and Sindirian. I often hit people with The Silmarillion when they express concern for my condition. I constantly tell people, and, unfortunatly, they cannot understand: "I do not suffer from Tolkien addiction, I enjoy every second of it!" __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."