If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun... - Page 3 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Amariden Ravenhill · 02-25-2004, 03:01 PM

Things I'd do if I were Eru (Note: You are entering the mind of a Hobbit. BEWARE!)

1: Introduce blackjack to the local elf population and see what happens

2: Have Pippin develop an acute addiction to mushrooms

3: Make HOBBITS immortal

4: Reunite Elrond and Celebrian (HAPPINESS!)

5: dye my hair red........

6: Turn Saruman into a two year old

7: Give Legolas an obsession with treasure!!!!

Sirithheruwen · 02-25-2004, 05:07 PM

...I would name my pet fish Uncle Jebediah
...I would descend on Mordor with a giant toothpick...[insert evil laugh here]
...I would rename Frodo "Raymond"
and finally...
I WOULD MAKE SOUP THE SUPREME RULER OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!! (setting aside me, of course) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm having a sudden, weird, obsession with soup...hmmm...

Of course, this does NOT affect my obsession with LOTR whatsoever!

Taa!
Siri"Eru-for-a-day"thheruwen

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-26-2008, 12:29 AM

If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor...

-I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible
-I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities
-I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons
-I'd make Denethor fireproof
-Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron
-I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron....
-I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete
-I'd give Sauron the Ring
-Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring

-thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it

02-25-2004, 03:01 PM	#81
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Things I'd do if I were Eru (Note: You are entering the mind of a Hobbit. BEWARE!) 1: Introduce blackjack to the local elf population and see what happens 2: Have Pippin develop an acute addiction to mushrooms 3: Make HOBBITS immortal 4: Reunite Elrond and Celebrian (HAPPINESS!) 5: dye my hair red........ 6: Turn Saruman into a two year old 7: Give Legolas an obsession with treasure!!!! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

02-25-2004, 05:07 PM	#82
Sirithheruwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wind's Road Posts: 467	Eru... ...I would name my pet fish Uncle Jebediah ...I would descend on Mordor with a giant toothpick...[insert evil laugh here] ...I would rename Frodo "Raymond" and finally... I WOULD MAKE SOUP THE SUPREME RULER OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!! (setting aside me, of course) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm sorry, I'm having a sudden, weird, obsession with soup...hmmm... Of course, this does NOT affect my obsession with LOTR whatsoever! Taa! Siri"Eru-for-a-day"thheruwen __________________ "My name is Mallard, but you can call me Duck." ~Random Saying, compliments of Sirith and her best friend, concerning a book.

05-26-2008, 12:29 AM	#83
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor... -I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible -I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities -I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons -I'd make Denethor fireproof -Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron -I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron.... -I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete -I'd give Sauron the Ring -Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring -thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it