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Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-26-2008, 12:29 AM

If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor...

-I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible
-I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities
-I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons
-I'd make Denethor fireproof
-Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron
-I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron....
-I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete
-I'd give Sauron the Ring
-Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring

-thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it

05-26-2008, 12:29 AM	#40
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor... -I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible -I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities -I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons -I'd make Denethor fireproof -Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron -I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron.... -I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete -I'd give Sauron the Ring -Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring -thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it