Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 127 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Alonna · 01-02-2008, 05:50 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and was able to escape the cage.

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2008, 06:01 PM

Unfortunately, the cage had been hung directly over a pool full of crocodiles.

Nogrod · 01-02-2008, 08:00 PM

Fortunately Frodo knew there were no crocodiles in the Middle-Earth and so he saw that they were only illusions to which he wouldn't buy into.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, The pond actually had me in it, and I happen to not like Frodo!

Alonna · 01-03-2008, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-03-2008, 01:49 PM

Unfortunately, Hobbits don't and can't swim and I can!(even if it's not that fast)

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2008, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, all the water was drunk by Bombur and Frodo captures and axes you to death.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-03-2008, 02:15 PM

Unfortunately, I happen to be a Barrow wight, and that means that I can't be axed to death

, and besides I've got Sauron's key to taking over the world around my neck anyways, so Frodo doesn't have it anymore!

Gil-Galad · 01-04-2008, 11:28 AM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came along and convinced the barrow wight to give johnny the keys and run away to the seas. (it rhymes so it must be true!)

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-04-2008, 11:36 AM

Unfortunately, the key was just a fake!

McCaber · 01-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Fortunately if it was a fake, Frodo still had the real one.

Meneltarmacil · 01-04-2008, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately, a Dragon ate him.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-04-2008, 03:24 PM

Fortunately, Sam was there and he cut the belly of the dragon open and Frodo and Lotho came out "So that's what happened to the Pimple"!

McCaber · 01-04-2008, 03:44 PM

Unfortunately, no one cared about Lotho.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-04-2008, 04:54 PM

Fortunately, Lobelia did!

McCaber · 01-04-2008, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately, she only cared about him enough to hit him with her umbrella.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-05-2008, 07:33 PM

Fortunately, he had allies so he sent her off to the Lockholes!

Eönwë · 01-07-2008, 05:20 PM

Unfortunately, the lockholes were full

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-07-2008, 05:24 PM

Fortunately, there was a pit near by.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-07-2008, 09:04 PM

Unfortunately, it was not really a pit, but more of a a small hole full of soft cussions

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-07-2008, 09:43 PM

Fortunately, the cushion filled hole was a hobbit hole, a hobbit hole called Bag End!

McCaber · 01-07-2008, 10:39 PM

Unfortunately, the Black Riders knew where Bag End was.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-07-2008, 10:59 PM

Fortunately, it was just Lobelia and the black riders had no use of her!

Eönwë · 01-08-2008, 12:53 PM

Unfortunately, the TheGreatElvenWarrior barrow wignt who's being neglected here looks exactly like gollum from behind, and good ol' Sam was sneaking up behind her.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 08:00 PM

Fotunately, TGEW is not a guy but rather a thirteen year old girl who happens to like her dearest Samwise much more than a girl should love a already married hobbit in this case and would gladly ask for his autograph before he would kill her ...

and she happens to be able to kick but of people who confuse her gender(and besides shes got a full head of dark brown hair that is rather long)...

(but she might have mercy enough to save thee from being killed by her total and complete scaryness, nails, and teeth(and plus her moms expired medicine in her medical kit because she happens to be a Paramedic))

McCaber · 01-08-2008, 08:58 PM

Unfortunately, walls of text are too boring to pay attention to.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, the walls of text is too long to pay attention to!

Meneltarmacil · 01-08-2008, 09:42 PM

Unfortunately, a squirrel stole the Ring during the confusion.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 09:48 PM

Fortunately, it was a chat squirrel and it gave the Ring to Esty.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-09-2008, 03:55 AM

Unfortunately, a racoon then then stole the ring from Esty.

Thinlómien · 01-09-2008, 04:15 AM

Fortunately, the raccoon was me.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2008, 04:20 AM

Unfortunately, the pengish revolt against raccoons led lommy to be driven to the sea.

Thinlómien · 01-09-2008, 04:21 AM

Fortunately, being actually a penguin, it was no problem to me.

Gil-Galad · 01-09-2008, 11:59 AM

unfortunately, it was a sea of liquid hot magma

Eönwë · 01-09-2008, 12:24 PM

Fortunately, lommy is the world's only flying penguin

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-10-2008, 08:50 AM

Unfortunately, penguins don't fly because their feathers aren't made for that.

Eönwë · 01-12-2008, 04:30 AM

Fortunately, that is not the reason she could fly. She was riding on the back of an eagle.

Alonna · 01-12-2008, 07:36 AM

Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the eagle couldn't carry her and fell into the sea of magma.

Thinlómien · 01-12-2008, 02:32 PM

Fortunately, she was resistant to liquid hot magma.

McCaber · 01-12-2008, 02:34 PM

Unfortunately, the eagle wasn't.

01-02-2008, 06:01 PM	#5042
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the cage had been hung directly over a pool full of crocodiles. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2008, 08:00 PM	#5043
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Fortunately Frodo knew there were no crocodiles in the Middle-Earth and so he saw that they were only illusions to which he wouldn't buy into. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

01-03-2008, 12:58 PM	#5044
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, The pond actually had me in it, and I happen to not like Frodo! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-03-2008, 01:49 PM	#5046
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Hobbits don't and can't swim and I can!(even if it's not that fast) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-03-2008, 02:12 PM	#5047
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, all the water was drunk by Bombur and Frodo captures and axes you to death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2008, 05:50 PM	#5041
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and was able to escape the cage.

01-03-2008, 01:46 PM	#5045
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.

01-03-2008, 02:15 PM	#5048
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, I happen to be a Barrow wight, and that means that I can't be axed to *death, and besides I've got Sauron's key to taking over the world around my neck anyways, so Frodo doesn't have it anymore! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.*

01-04-2008, 11:28 AM	#5049
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came along and convinced the barrow wight to give johnny the keys and run away to the seas. (it rhymes so it must be true!) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-04-2008, 11:36 AM	#5050
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the key was just a fake! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-04-2008, 01:10 PM	#5051
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately if it was a fake, Frodo still had the real one. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-04-2008, 01:54 PM	#5052
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a Dragon ate him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-04-2008, 03:24 PM	#5053
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Sam was there and he cut the belly of the dragon open and Frodo and Lotho came out "So that's what happened to the Pimple"! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-04-2008, 03:44 PM	#5054
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, no one cared about Lotho. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-04-2008, 04:54 PM	#5055
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Lobelia did! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-04-2008, 05:14 PM	#5056
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, she only cared about him enough to hit him with her umbrella. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-05-2008, 07:33 PM	#5057
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, he had allies so he sent her off to the Lockholes! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-07-2008, 05:20 PM	#5058
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the lockholes were full __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-07-2008, 05:24 PM	#5059
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, there was a pit near by. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-07-2008, 09:43 PM	#5061
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the cushion filled hole was a hobbit hole, a hobbit hole called Bag End! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-07-2008, 10:39 PM	#5062
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, the Black Riders knew where Bag End was. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-07-2008, 10:59 PM	#5063
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, it was just Lobelia and the black riders had no use of her! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-08-2008, 12:53 PM	#5064
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the TheGreatElvenWarrior barrow wignt who's being neglected here looks exactly like gollum from behind, and good ol' Sam was sneaking up behind her. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 01-09-2008 at 12:16 PM.

01-08-2008, 08:00 PM	#5065
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fotunately, TGEW is not a guy but rather a thirteen year old girl who happens to like her dearest Samwise much more than a girl should love a already married hobbit in this case and would gladly ask for his autograph before he would kill her ... and she happens to be able to kick but of people who confuse her gender(and besides shes got a full head of dark brown hair that is rather long)... (but she might have mercy enough to save thee from being killed by her total and complete scaryness, nails, and teeth(and plus her moms expired medicine in her medical kit because she happens to be a Paramedic)) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead. Last edited by TheGreatElvenWarrior; 01-08-2008 at 09:07 PM.

01-08-2008, 08:58 PM	#5066
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, walls of text are too boring to pay attention to. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-08-2008, 09:08 PM	#5067
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the walls of text is too long to pay attention to! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-08-2008, 09:42 PM	#5068
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a squirrel stole the Ring during the confusion. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-08-2008, 09:48 PM	#5069
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, it was a chat squirrel and it gave the Ring to Esty. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-09-2008, 03:55 AM	#5070
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, a racoon then then stole the ring from Esty. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-09-2008, 04:15 AM	#5071
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, the raccoon was me. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-09-2008, 04:20 AM	#5072
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the pengish revolt against raccoons led lommy to be driven to the sea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-09-2008, 04:21 AM	#5073
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, being actually a penguin, it was no problem to me. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-09-2008, 11:59 AM	#5074
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	unfortunately, it was a sea of liquid hot magma __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-09-2008, 12:24 PM	#5075
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, lommy is the world's only flying penguin __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-10-2008, 08:50 AM	#5076
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, penguins don't fly because their feathers aren't made for that. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.