Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Alonna · 01-03-2008, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-03-2008, 01:49 PM

Unfortunately, Hobbits don't and can't swim and I can!(even if it's not that fast)

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2008, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, all the water was drunk by Bombur and Frodo captures and axes you to death.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-03-2008, 02:15 PM

Unfortunately, I happen to be a Barrow wight, and that means that I can't be axed to death

, and besides I've got Sauron's key to taking over the world around my neck anyways, so Frodo doesn't have it anymore!

Gil-Galad · 01-04-2008, 11:28 AM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came along and convinced the barrow wight to give johnny the keys and run away to the seas. (it rhymes so it must be true!)

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-04-2008, 11:36 AM

Unfortunately, the key was just a fake!

McCaber · 01-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Fortunately if it was a fake, Frodo still had the real one.

01-03-2008, 01:49 PM	#2
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Hobbits don't and can't swim and I can!(even if it's not that fast) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-03-2008, 02:12 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, all the water was drunk by Bombur and Frodo captures and axes you to death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2008, 02:15 PM	#4
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, I happen to be a Barrow wight, and that means that I can't be axed to *death, and besides I've got Sauron's key to taking over the world around my neck anyways, so Frodo doesn't have it anymore! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.*

01-04-2008, 11:28 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came along and convinced the barrow wight to give johnny the keys and run away to the seas. (it rhymes so it must be true!) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-04-2008, 11:36 AM	#6
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the key was just a fake! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-03-2008, 01:46 PM	#1
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.

01-04-2008, 01:10 PM	#7
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately if it was a fake, Frodo still had the real one. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.