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Dûrbwúrz · 12-07-2003, 05:03 PM

hmm, it'd probably be all the old orcs, complaining ie:
call this a siege? back in my day we didn't have fancy gunpowder stuff to blow open a huge hole in the walls. We had to climb up it using only a small toothpick, which u'd then go on to use to kill half the men/elves with, before breaking it in half and so having to use a spoon. The younger generation today are only interested in how cool they look in their armour, we managed with just plain old steel in my day..why i once took out half a garison using only my breastplate......and so on...

Sapphire_Flame · 12-08-2003, 02:01 PM

Remeniscent orcs... And I bet they'd go on about having to walk to a siege, in a blizzard, uphill both ways, too... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Wow, page 3!!! I'm stunned here. Thanks all of you for contributing! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Feared Half-Elf · 12-08-2003, 02:06 PM

Random orc #1: Dude, where's my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?
Random orc #1: Dude! Where is my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?

Etc, etc. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Theron Bugtussle · 12-08-2003, 06:32 PM

* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

* Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book.

* Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!'

* 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?'

* Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!'

Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.'

(Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.)

Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....'

Theron Bugtussle · 12-08-2003, 06:41 PM

elfearz,

Quote:

The orcs were, reading pride and predjudice and Anne of Green Gables; watching chick flicks and pillow fighting in their PJ's

Would these be British comedy-troupe orcs? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Theron Bugtussle · 12-08-2003, 06:52 PM

Esgallhugwen said,

Quote:

they'd probably be poking one another with their spears. you know how people will poke you but on the opposite side that their standing.
orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers

Orc2: Oh, wise guy? *bonks Orc1 on nose*

The Three Stooges of the White Hand
Orc 1 = Skarhâk (Larry)
Orc 2 = Ugurk (Moe)
Orc 3 = Azrukh (Curly)

Elennar Starfire · 01-23-2004, 07:56 PM

They're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...

Fire-Galad · 01-23-2004, 09:48 PM

Or some of them are trying to be the Rockets and keep kicking the other Orcs in front. A typical dance routine would sound something like this;

Orc dance leader: One and two and kick.
Other Orcs: One and two and kick!
Random Orc archer in front: Hey! Watch it you guys! I just missed Legolas's head! Now I have to relode, aim again, and he'll have moved!

12-07-2003, 05:03 PM	#81
Dûrbwúrz Newly Deceased Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dushgoi Posts: 10	hmm, it'd probably be all the old orcs, complaining ie: call this a siege? back in my day we didn't have fancy gunpowder stuff to blow open a huge hole in the walls. We had to climb up it using only a small toothpick, which u'd then go on to use to kill half the men/elves with, before breaking it in half and so having to use a spoon. The younger generation today are only interested in how cool they look in their armour, we managed with just plain old steel in my day..why i once took out half a garison using only my breastplate......and so on... __________________ Yo Beam, Yo Dil It’s time to get ill !!! Light up the mic like a Silmaril, Frodo’s on the lam with Pippin and Sam But you can call him “Underhill.”

12-08-2003, 02:01 PM	#82
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Remeniscent orcs... And I bet they'd go on about having to walk to a siege, in a blizzard, uphill both ways, too... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Wow, page 3!!! I'm stunned here. Thanks all of you for contributing! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

12-08-2003, 02:06 PM	#83
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Random orc #1: Dude, where's my sword? Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude? Random orc #1: Dude! Where is my sword? Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude? Etc, etc. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

12-08-2003, 06:32 PM	#84
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] * Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book. * Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!' * 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?' * Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!' Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?' Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.' (Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.) Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?' Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....' __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers

01-23-2004, 07:56 PM	#87
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	They're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... __________________ Don't let me die!

01-23-2004, 09:48 PM	#88
Fire-Galad Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a labtop in Elessar's throne room Posts: 49	Or some of them are trying to be the Rockets and keep kicking the other Orcs in front. A typical dance routine would sound something like this; Orc dance leader: One and two and kick. Other Orcs: One and two and kick! Random Orc archer in front: Hey! Watch it you guys! I just missed Legolas's head! Now I have to relode, aim again, and he'll have moved! __________________ It's right here, between you and Jack.