Paper Telephone.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

The local construction expert, Nogrod, immediately made his own evaluation of what trespassed here:

The gates of Moria flipped when seeing Lobelia Sackville-Baggins trying to enter the mines with Bilbo's silverware.

TheGreatElvenWarrior was baffled upon hearing the request to portray such an unlikely configuration, nonetheless, it was necessary to try:



It was up to Brinniel again. She braced herself, looked at the image first with one eye, then with both, and then stuttered out the following sentence:

The hobbit was relieved she brought along her spoons as she followed the path of the crack to the entrance of Moria in the Upside Down.

Rune was not sure whether it was her or his senses that were leaving, but if these were to be the last moments of his sanity, he would spend them drawing:



The canvas was passed on to Eönwë, who made sure to record his interpretation of the event for posterity:

Frodo returns from Moria with gifts for the Sackville-Bagginses.

Rikae thought this was the perfect story for their tabloid newspaper, and went even so far to provide a catchy image for it: