How do you get hooked to a book?

[Rosa Underhill]

Have you ever consitered writing a verson of LotR with yourself tagging along

Sam, Frodo and Gollum would all team up and push me in the Cracks of Doom if I went with them. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Or they'd forget the Ring and just sic me on Sauron.

Rosa: (comes running at Sauron with Bible in hand)
Sauron: O.O' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I'm glad you liked the names, Rose! Here's one more that popped up yesterday:

El Rond ("The name's Rond. El Rond.") *ducks flying tomato*

I may still write the parody, I dunno. Currently, I'm wondering about the other adventures some hobbit lads and lasses had in the Old Tooks younger days when Gandalf still frequented the Shire (before that infamous incident involving a Ring). Wondering if there were ever any unicorns in Middle-earth (thanks Rankin/Bass)... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]