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Mithalwen · 04-02-2018, 04:26 PM

Lovely to see you again,Herald. On the subject of kwotes, I trust Lucinda is in fine feather. Always grateful for your scoops even if they might cause us to choke on our swarfega - which autocorrect changes to dwarf egg! Could it be a sign?

Herald of Mandos · 04-03-2018, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Lovely to see you again,Herald. On the subject of kwotes, I trust Lucinda is in fine feather. Always grateful for your scoops even if they might cause us to choke on our swarfega - which autocorrect changes to dwarf egg! Could it be a sign?

Well, the precise ingredients of swarfega are a national secret...

And thanks for asking about Lucida! Yes, she is doing well, and now has a mate named Gill after the beautiful Gill Sands beach- which- who knows? -might soon be standing in for the were-worm-infested Last Desert!

Mithalwen · 04-03-2018, 03:29 AM

Good news. Sorry I didn’t spot that autocorrect had altered Lucida’s name. Too startled by dwarf egg. I suppose the shell might contribute to swarfega’s unique texture.

Herald of Mandos · 04-07-2018, 05:52 AM

My apologies for not replying, Mithalwen!. The islands must have migrated into a different wi-fi zone between posts! (It happens.

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Anyway, I am afraid that I can neither confirm nor deny any speculations regarding what might or might not go into swarfega* (other than the mangrove blossoms), except to point out that our islands- despite being sometimes described as a "banana republic"- actually produce a wide variety of fruit and vegetables, along with oil, phosphates and fully desalinated alchohol! Really, the possibilities are endless!

*This is punishable by up to ten years' imprisonment or lifetime compulsory attendence at all concerts of the Ampersand String Quartet.

Rhun charioteer · 05-15-2018, 05:22 PM

I'm hoping this is a satirical article?

Nerwen · 05-16-2018, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhun charioteer

I'm hoping this is a satirical article?

No, I'm afraid Herald of Mandos has been proven time and time again as an impeccable source for all things relating to Tolkien in the media.

We're doomed.

04-02-2018, 04:26 PM	#1
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Lovely to see you again,Herald. On the subject of kwotes, I trust Lucinda is in fine feather. Always grateful for your scoops even if they might cause us to choke on our swarfega - which autocorrect changes to dwarf egg! Could it be a sign? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-03-2018, 03:29 AM	#3
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Good news. Sorry I didn’t spot that autocorrect had altered Lucida’s name. Too startled by dwarf egg. I suppose the shell might contribute to swarfega’s unique texture. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-07-2018, 05:52 AM	#4
Herald of Mandos Newly Deceased Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Bodoni, San Seriffe Posts: 9	My apologies for not replying, Mithalwen!. The islands must have migrated into a different wi-fi zone between posts! (It happens.) Anyway, I am afraid that I can neither confirm nor deny any speculations regarding what might or might not go into swarfega* (other than the mangrove blossoms), except to point out that our islands- despite being sometimes described as a "banana republic"- actually produce a wide variety of fruit and vegetables, along with oil, phosphates and fully desalinated alchohol! Really, the possibilities are endless! *This is punishable by up to ten years' imprisonment or lifetime compulsory attendence at all concerts of the Ampersand String Quartet.

05-15-2018, 05:22 PM	#5
Rhun charioteer Wight Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 118	I'm hoping this is a satirical article?