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Galadriel55 · 04-03-2017, 04:07 PM

What (or who) am I talking about (I don't even know half the time!) - you were giving a speech about Alzheimer's Club.

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard - It's okay. I understand. Welcome to Alzheimer's Club.

when did you read lotr for the first time? - I read it when... wait, what did you ask?

Why is LOTR the best fantasy novel of our time? - No it isn't. I just finished reading this other fantasy novel that's much better, but I can't remember which one it was.

Who or what am I talking about (I don't even know myself half the time) 2 - as I said, you were giving a speech about Alzheimer's Club.

Its that time of year again - which one is it now? I forgot.

What time is it? - that time. Of the year. See? I actually remembered.

Nerwen · 06-02-2017, 05:28 AM

I just got the Silmarillion. How long will it take for me to read? -See below.
ummm... -Exactly... ummm...

Help!!! -Hang in there, I'll save you!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!! -Just a moment, I'm helping the first guy!
HELP! -All right, all right, but you'll have to wait your turn.
Noob Needs help *sigh*
Thoughts stuck in your head repeating over and over again - Why not start a thread?

The Nazgûl: Proof that you can't go home again? Pretty conclusive proof, I'd say...

Nerwen · 06-11-2017, 07:06 AM

Winged Nazgul- Dragons, winged horses, something else? WHAT WERE THEY. -Winged horses. Hence the following tragic verse:

There was a Pegasus
Shot down by Legolas
Its mate went on screamin'
'Til chopped up by Eowyn.

Names of the Nazgûl? -W.K. of A., Khamûl, Nazgûl #1, Nazgûl #2, Nazgûl #3, Nazgûl #4, Nazgûl #5, Nazgûl #6, Nazgûl #7. There, hope you appreciate my exhaustive research.

What if Sauron became the new Lord Of The Nazgûl? -Or, Ruthless Ambition in the Bizarro World.

Do you thi... -On a regular bathith. I hath a lithp. *thi*

Hounds or other dogs? -Or, What if Huan had been a Chihuahua?

Orcs and Gobblins -Are gobblin us out of house and home!

Simbelwyne -Rohirric alcohol. Never drink and ride!

Inziladun · 10-31-2017, 01:32 PM

Parma Eldalamberon- where is it?

South America?

Galadriel55 · 10-31-2017, 05:45 PM

Sex Amongst the Maiar (and the Other Beings in Arda)

As the eldest children of Iluvatar begin to hit puberty, they start experimenting behind their fathers back. He was so busy making music he neglected to give them "the talk" before sending them off to live independently. Ah, the consequences of bad parenting!

Nerwen · 03-28-2018, 03:26 AM

Tom Bombadil and Luthien Tinuviel -Let the shipping begin!

Inziladun · 01-03-2019, 04:10 PM

Transmission theory- what if it's ALL true?

That Tolkien hated automatics?

04-03-2017, 04:07 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,521	Themed searches are a great inspiration. What (or who) am I talking about (I don't even know half the time!) - you were giving a speech about Alzheimer's Club. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard - It's okay. I understand. Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. when did you read lotr for the first time? - I read it when... wait, what did you ask? Why is LOTR the best fantasy novel of our time? - No it isn't. I just finished reading this other fantasy novel that's much better, but I can't remember which one it was. Who or what am I talking about (I don't even know myself half the time) 2 - as I said, you were giving a speech about Alzheimer's Club. Its that time of year again - which one is it now? I forgot. What time is it? - that time. Of the year. See? I actually remembered. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-02-2017, 05:28 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	I just got the Silmarillion. How long will it take for me to read? -See below. ummm... -Exactly... ummm... Help!!! -Hang in there, I'll save you! Help me please!!!!!!!!!!! -Just a moment, I'm helping the first guy! HELP! -All right, all right, but you'll have to wait your turn. Noob Needs help sigh Thoughts stuck in your head repeating over and over again - Why not start a thread? The Nazgûl: Proof that you can't go home again? Pretty conclusive proof, I'd say... __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 06-02-2017 at 05:36 AM.

06-11-2017, 07:06 AM	#3
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Let's have some more... Winged Nazgul- Dragons, winged horses, something else? WHAT WERE THEY. -Winged horses. Hence the following tragic verse: There was a Pegasus Shot down by Legolas Its mate went on screamin' 'Til chopped up by Eowyn. Names of the Nazgûl? -W.K. of A., Khamûl, Nazgûl #1, Nazgûl #2, Nazgûl #3, Nazgûl #4, Nazgûl #5, Nazgûl #6, Nazgûl #7. There, hope you appreciate my exhaustive research. What if Sauron became the new Lord Of The Nazgûl? -Or, Ruthless Ambition in the Bizarro World. Do you thi... -On a regular bathith. I hath a lithp. thi Hounds or other dogs? -Or, What if Huan had been a Chihuahua? Orcs and Gobblins -Are gobblin us out of house and home! Simbelwyne -Rohirric alcohol. Never drink and ride! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 06-11-2017 at 07:21 AM. Reason: formatting.

10-31-2017, 01:32 PM	#4
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Parma Eldalamberon- where is it? South America? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-31-2017, 05:45 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,521	Sex Amongst the Maiar (and the Other Beings in Arda) As the eldest children of Iluvatar begin to hit puberty, they start experimenting behind their fathers back. He was so busy making music he neglected to give them "the talk" before sending them off to live independently. Ah, the consequences of bad parenting! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-28-2018, 03:26 AM	#6
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Tom Bombadil and Luthien Tinuviel -Let the shipping begin! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

01-03-2019, 04:10 PM	#7
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Transmission theory- what if it's ALL true? That Tolkien hated automatics? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.