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Pitchwife · 12-24-2016, 10:43 AM

Indeed, Pippin Christmas everyone, and a happy New Year!

Morthoron · 12-24-2016, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Indeed, Pippin Christmas everyone, and a happy New Year!

Perhaps we should use the more Shire-appropriate "Yule", Pitch.

***Mithadan*** · 12-24-2016, 06:18 PM

Happy holidays always works...

Pitchwife · 12-25-2016, 02:44 AM

Happy Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Birthday of Sol Invictus, Season's Greetings... Whatever floats your one-horsed wooden sleigh. (Or two-horsed. Or multi-reindeered. Or huskied, rocket-propelled, levitating by mindpower... anything.

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Galadriel55 · 12-25-2016, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Happy Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Birthday of Sol Invictus, Season's Greetings... Whatever floats your one-horsed wooden sleigh. (Or two-horsed. Or multi-reindeered. Or huskied, rocket-propelled, levitating by mindpower... anything.

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Propelled forwards by constant coughing and sneezing? It is the season.

But I guess held aloft by hopes of the end of the cold epidemic.

Happy holidays everyone!

Morthoron · 12-25-2016, 08:36 AM

THE GOBLINS SINGING CAROLS AROUND A WELL- LIT TREE

O crispy tree, O crispy tree,
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!
O crispy tree, O crispy tree!
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

It reeks of scorching wizard's beard,
But in the warmth we'll still find cheer.
O crispy tree, O crispy tree,
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

No use to chop to get our crop,
They're sure to drop before they pop!
O crispy tree, O crispy tree!
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

-AND LATER-

Gandalf roasting on an open fire,
A Dwarf beard singed beneath his nose.
Hobbit feet burning up in the pyre,
And Orcs await the afterglow -
Everybody knows -
That turkey tastes like Hobbit toes,
Or chicken fingers fired just right.
'Tater-tots and mushrooms I'm told
Are perfect sides for Baggins tonight.

***Mithadan*** · 01-01-2017, 10:34 AM

Happy Birthday Belegorn!

12-24-2016, 10:43 AM	#1
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Indeed, Pippin Christmas everyone, and a happy New Year! __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

12-24-2016, 06:18 PM	#3
*Mithadan* Spirit of Mist Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Tol Eressea Posts: 3,397	Happy holidays always works... __________________ Beleriand, Beleriand, the borders of the Elven-land.

12-25-2016, 02:44 AM	#4
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Happy Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Birthday of Sol Invictus, Season's Greetings... Whatever floats your one-horsed wooden sleigh. (Or two-horsed. Or multi-reindeered. Or huskied, rocket-propelled, levitating by mindpower... anything.) __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

12-25-2016, 08:36 AM	#6
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	THE GOBLINS SINGING CAROLS AROUND A WELL- LIT TREE O crispy tree, O crispy tree, Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! O crispy tree, O crispy tree! Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! It reeks of scorching wizard's beard, But in the warmth we'll still find cheer. O crispy tree, O crispy tree, Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! No use to chop to get our crop, They're sure to drop before they pop! O crispy tree, O crispy tree! Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! -AND LATER- Gandalf roasting on an open fire, A Dwarf beard singed beneath his nose. Hobbit feet burning up in the pyre, And Orcs await the afterglow - Everybody knows - That turkey tastes like Hobbit toes, Or chicken fingers fired just right. 'Tater-tots and mushrooms I'm told Are perfect sides for Baggins tonight. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-01-2017, 10:34 AM	#7
*Mithadan* Spirit of Mist Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Tol Eressea Posts: 3,397	Happy Birthday Belegorn! __________________ Beleriand, Beleriand, the borders of the Elven-land.