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And no of course I don't have any Foundational Postulates or Coherent Metaphysical and Theological Systems upon which Middle-earth operates. C'mon, mate, you are taking yourself, and the subject, far too seriously. X'd with Marhwini.
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Marhwini, speculation about Middle-earth is not misguided- it's what the site's for!
Confusing your speculations with fact is very misguided indeed.
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Magic talking troll purses are evidence of sophisticated voice recognition security devices indicative of troll's highly advanced software developments in the late 3rd Age. It is believed that descendents of trolls eventually created the internet.
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2016
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It's pretty easy to mock something that you don't understand (or are trying very hard to dismiss, and thus not understand). Because if you did understand what I had proposed, you'd understand what Talking Purses for Trolls were in terms of The Hobbit (or at least the options available for what was going on with the Trolls). MB |
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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I also know that the statement: "If you have your own Foundational Postulates and Coherent Metaphysical and Theological Systems upon which Middle-earth operates, please feel free to elaborate." is perhaps the single most pompously sententious sentence ever typed on any Middle-earth forum since the World Wide Web was first developed by descendants of Shelob and Bert the Troll's great-great-great grand nephew, Timmy. This is the second time you've indicated that I "don't understand" the speculative palaver you're shoveling; on the contrary, I know conjecture when I see it, even when it is couched in rococo verbosity, and more so when these proclamations from the mount are offered in episodic sermons for we lesser mortals.
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Join Date: Jun 2016
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If you don't understand the point of what I have been talking about, then I don't suspect you ever well. Nor do I suspect that you will understand a great deal of what Tolkien was trying to do in his later works, either. Because what I am doing is a continuation of what he was doing: Looking for a Coherent Foundation for his world. Brushing it off a "Fiction" is more than a little missing the point. There is a Logical Consistency that Tolkien was trying to obtain that was more than just Logical Validity, but was Logically Sound as well, within Middle-earth. And that might very well be a pompous statement I made. But it is a direct paraphrase of a Quote of Tolkien's, as to what he was trying to achieve from the years following the Completion of The Lord of the Rings until his death. Tolkien's world had rules. Like ours. And they are not arbitrary rules. They abide by Sciences just like our world does. He said so. MANY, MANY TIMES. And just like I do not need to be ON an Exoplanet to begin studying its composition: http://seagerexoplanets.mit.edu/research.htm I don't need to be IN Middle-earth to discover most of these rules (if not all of them). Nor does anyone else. But the fact that I seem to be the only person (here, at least, as I have worked with at least three other people who worked at the same thing) interested in exploring what they might be is more than a little surprising to me. That people seem to think that the events in Middle-earth (even if fictional) are simply an arbitrary arrangement is puzzling. MB |
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You don't know me, or what I know, and you probably never will. Unlike you, I don't find it necessary to bolster my sagging self-esteem by making statements like "I was weaned on Joseph Campbell's teat." Just because you saw him in a bookstore signing autographs for The Power of Myth in the 80s holds no fascination for me. If I wish to indulge in dry monomyth wrangling and broken paradigms, I'll merely pick up my copy of The Hero with a Thousand Faces. I simply find your repetitive desiccated theorizing tedious, and anti-Tolkien, relatively-speaking. I shall expound further below. Quote:
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Trolls certainly seem to be the ones who use it the most...
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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I am simply pointing out that a means of deriving answers for Middle-earth that do not produce contradictions exists. And that this seems to be what Tolkien was trying to achieve. That he could not do so does not mean that it isn't possible. MB |
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We have numbers to plug into them (We have Tolkien's estimates for a population of Hobbiton, Gondor, and Rohan; and we have even more precise numbers given in the sizes of the military forces for Gondor and Rohan, which have very specific ratios for an Army:Population for any given period of time - just as a start). At the very least those are some pretty good estimates. And we have other estimates we can derive from the size and distances of various settlements. And there are reasons for "taking this too seriously" (as you put it) that have to do with modeling it as an operational virtual world. That is more than just turning it into a game (which isn't our intention). And to do that, you need to have an idea of how things work. I am taking it no less seriously than did Prof. Tolkien. MB |
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