Paper Telephone.

[Thinlómien]

So, as it happened, your beloved Lommoddess found herself yearning for the sea - as Elves are wont to do - and ended up drawing this:



Poor Hookbill was very shocked...

It's a geological nightmare! Maglor sings on the coast while Maedhros explores the earth's molten crust. How will our heroes get out of this? Perhaps this carefully labelled diagram of the mantle will help...

...but was eventually calmed down by Kath's magnificent artistic skills:



Meanwhile, under the sea, an octopus named Nogrod came to the conclusion that

The downfall of Númenor was caused just by geological forces and had nothing to do with the flawed human nature. It was a dream that would leave its mark on Isildur.

...which didn't make any sense to Sally until she visualized it, like this: