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The article (and pro-Jackson fan theory) make absolutely no sense. Assume that Bilbo exaggerated his exploits in his book. Peter Jackson used little of the story in this book when making his ill-named movies.
So did Peter Jackson film what really happened (discounting Bilbo writings, who assumedly exaggerated his adventures), or did he exaggerate Bilbo's exaggerated account? Me head is spinning.
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Really what this fan theory achieves is to actually make the films' problems with tone and focus more apparent rather than offering a solution to them, in my view at least.
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The "Huffington Post" article ends thus:
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Pretty sure it's not serious.
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I'm reasonably certain the piece is tongue-in-cheek.
(And some Brits think Americans don't do irony....)
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Loremaster of Annúminas
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Some humor is best delivered deadpan. And there were, after all, both funny lines and jabs at Jackson, the latter rather undermining the purported thesis.
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