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Morthoron · 01-01-2015, 06:19 PM

My daughter's best take away from the movie? A premise for a commercial:

*Galadriel is green and ranting and shaking the foundations of Dol Guldur*

Elrond: Here, Galadriel, have a Snickers' bar.

Galadriel: What's this for?

Elrond: You are not yourself when you're hungry.

*Galadriel bites the chocolate bar dramatically and chews in slow-mo*

Galadriel: I shall just be Galadriel and pass into the West.

01-01-2015, 06:19 PM	#11
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	My daughter's best take away from the movie? A premise for a commercial: Galadriel is green and ranting and shaking the foundations of Dol Guldur Elrond: Here, Galadriel, have a Snickers' bar. Galadriel: What's this for? Elrond: You are not yourself when you're hungry. Galadriel bites the chocolate bar dramatically and chews in slow-mo Galadriel: I shall just be Galadriel and pass into the West. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.