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Smug the Fabulous · 08-16-2014, 05:28 AM

I go into Gollum mode whenever I see one of my friends dropping change.
I get a nervous twitch whenever someone praises The Hobbit movies.
I clench my fists and grit my teeth with a murderous rage whenever someone asks why they didn't use the eagles to get to Mount Doom.
I once held a celebratory lunch on September 22nd involving mushroom soup.
Ever since I discovered Tolkien's work, I always walk around the house in bare foot and at times, put on a waistcoat.

08-16-2014, 05:28 AM	#7
Smug the Fabulous Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: The wide blue yonder beyond this dimension Posts: 19	I go into Gollum mode whenever I see one of my friends dropping change. I get a nervous twitch whenever someone praises The Hobbit movies. I clench my fists and grit my teeth with a murderous rage whenever someone asks why they didn't use the eagles to get to Mount Doom. I once held a celebratory lunch on September 22nd involving mushroom soup. Ever since I discovered Tolkien's work, I always walk around the house in bare foot and at times, put on a waistcoat. __________________ "It is everywhere. It is everything. Its scales glisten in the bark of trees. Its roar is heard in the wind. And its forked tongue strikes like... lightning strikes whoa! Like lightning!"-Merlin, Excalibur(1981)