Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

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Here is two I found amusing from my favourite chapter in the hobbit: Inside information

'I've done it! This will show them. More like a grocer than a burgar, indeed! Well, we'll hear no more of that.'

Bilbo after he steals the cup from Smaug [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

'I am he that buries his friends alive and drowns them and draws them alive again from water.I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me.'

hehehe Bilbo again, ok! ok! I admit it I just love the whole Bilbo and Smaug riddling talk [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (the only right way to speak to a dragon of course [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )