Paper Telephone.

[Aganzir]

...and listening to the sound of an Algae.

Professional gate-crasher Saruman is offended when he gets an actual invitation to Bilbo's birthday party.

'Where am I, and what is the time?' he said aloud to the Oddwen.


'In the Lommy of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning,' said a voice.

Saruman was shocked, yet not unprepared, when he received an invitation to Robin Smallhood's infamous masquerade.

'It is the morning of Nogrod the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.'


'Gandalf!' cried Frodo, sitting up. There was the old wizard, sitting in an Eönwë by the open window.

Saruman of Many Colours comes face-to-face with some of the horrifying consequences of cloning himself.

'Yes,' he said, 'I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd Runes you have done since you left home.'