What do you assign to Mordor?

[Aganzir]

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Squeaky breaks on your bicycle.

I can so relate to that! I could add brakes that barely work so especially if it's wet, you have to be very careful if you don't want to be hit by a car, and which get so rusty that if your bike stands still for two days, you'll have to use violence on the rear brake.

I need to do some fixing.

*imagines orcish bike crashes on the plains of Gorgoroth due to faulty brakes*