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Oddwen · 07-07-2014, 09:45 PM

In the Black Cards the stars shall die:

The little known 10th name of Aragorn was a result of _________.
Do not be eager to deal out _______ in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see ________.
Almost felt that you liked ________! That is uncommonly kind of you.
In Peter Jackson's latest Tolkien adaptation, he dedicated a three hour subplot to ______
*Gondor doesn't have _______. Gondor doesn't need _________ (Same card)
*Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in _______
(Boil _______, Mash _________, stick _________ in a stew?)
*"Speak, __________, and enter"
One of Led Zeppelin's lesser known songs includes a verse referencing ______
The biggest changes The Beatles would have made to their LotR movie would have been to cut out __________ and to feature _________ more heavily.

Behold the White Cards:

The Weakness of Men
The Hardiness of Dwarves
The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Orc
Scattering Barrow-treasures
The color of Legolas's hair
Blowing the Horn of Buckland
Blowing the Horn of Helm
The Pyre of Denethor
An Unexpected Party
A Long-Expected Party
The Voice of Saruman
The Voice of Pitchwife
Finding a Hobbit's foot-hair in your Lembas
Pipeweed
A Ranger who knows something of these matters
A Ranger who knows nothing of these matters
A Ranger who comes infrequently to Imladris, always smelling suspiciously of Athelas
A Conspiracy!!!
A Knife in the Dark
The Council of Elrond
A Journey in the Dark
Lothlorien
The Mirror of Galadriel
A Shortcut
Mushrooms
Meela's all-consuming love for Denethor
Eyeliner fit for a Balrog
The Eye of Sauron
The Towers of the Teeth
Not passing
Slinker and Stinker
PO-TA-TOES
Not finding a prize in your cake
Eavesdropping
Sleeping on the East side of a Barrow
A Tom-Fool of a Took
A Hobbit walking party
Rope
Letting the guide go first while you have one
Hobbit gossip
One of the finest detachable party hoods
A Led Zeppelin song
A beam of light that pierces the darkness
Mothrandir
Stars
A biker gang of Wights called the Wheel-Barrows
Ah! The spear in my heart!
One of the Newly Deceased
A Pile o' Bones
A Haunting Spirit
A Ghost Prince of Cardolan
An Animated Skeleton
A Shade of Carn Dum
The Scouring of the Shire
A hasty Ent
An Entwife
The Brown Lands
: Merisu :
Various artifacts made from Ent-wood
An epic quest
Lots of walking
One of those filthy Tarks
One of the good guys who has pale skin and grey eyes
A very large pair of boots
A Mithril bikini

*These cards don't work with all other cards, if you can think of a better wording for them go for it

satansaloser2005 · 07-07-2014, 11:32 PM

A black card I want both in our paper CAH set and in a Tolkien version....

One does not simply ___________.

07-07-2014, 09:45 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	In the Black Cards the stars shall die: The little known 10th name of Aragorn was a result of _________. Do not be eager to deal out _______ in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see ________. Almost felt that you liked ________! That is uncommonly kind of you. In Peter Jackson's latest Tolkien adaptation, he dedicated a three hour subplot to ______ Gondor doesn't have _______. Gondor doesn't need _________ (Same card) Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in _______ (Boil _______, Mash _________, stick _________ in a stew?) "Speak, __________, and enter" One of Led Zeppelin's lesser known songs includes a verse referencing ______ The biggest changes The Beatles would have made to their LotR movie would have been to cut out __________ and to feature _________ more heavily. Behold the White Cards: The Weakness of Men The Hardiness of Dwarves The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Orc Scattering Barrow-treasures The color of Legolas's hair Blowing the Horn of Buckland Blowing the Horn of Helm The Pyre of Denethor An Unexpected Party A Long-Expected Party The Voice of Saruman The Voice of Pitchwife Finding a Hobbit's foot-hair in your Lembas Pipeweed A Ranger who knows something of these matters A Ranger who knows nothing of these matters A Ranger who comes infrequently to Imladris, always smelling suspiciously of Athelas A Conspiracy!!! A Knife in the Dark The Council of Elrond A Journey in the Dark Lothlorien The Mirror of Galadriel A Shortcut Mushrooms Meela's all-consuming love for Denethor Eyeliner fit for a Balrog The Eye of Sauron The Towers of the Teeth Not passing Slinker and Stinker PO-TA-TOES Not finding a prize in your cake Eavesdropping Sleeping on the East side of a Barrow A Tom-Fool of a Took A Hobbit walking party Rope Letting the guide go first while you have one Hobbit gossip One of the finest detachable party hoods A Led Zeppelin song A beam of light that pierces the darkness Mothrandir Stars A biker gang of Wights called the Wheel-Barrows Ah! The spear in my heart! One of the Newly Deceased A Pile o' Bones A Haunting Spirit A Ghost Prince of Cardolan An Animated Skeleton A Shade of Carn Dum The Scouring of the Shire A hasty Ent An Entwife The Brown Lands : Merisu : Various artifacts made from Ent-wood An epic quest Lots of walking One of those filthy Tarks* One of the good guys who has pale skin and grey eyes A very large pair of boots A Mithril bikini *These cards don't work with all other cards, if you can think of a better wording for them go for it __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-07-2014, 11:32 PM	#2
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	A black card I want both in our paper CAH set and in a Tolkien version.... One does not simply ___________. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.