"The Hobbit: There And Back Again" To be Renamed "The Battle of the Five Armies"

[Bêthberry]

Originally Posted by Mister Underhill

I bet Warner Brothers is already trying to figure if they can expand the appendices into movie trilogies. Appendix E - Writing and Spelling: The Quest for More Lucre. It is with regret that I report this.

We might consider protesting such movies with signs in any variety of language that Tolkien created. It might not get the message across to many, but it would make nerd hearts feel good.

Originally Posted by alatar

Correct. Today it should be "Battle 5RMEz"...at least on the T-shirts.

At least I suppose this means we won't get seven or eight or nine armies, the additions being made up characters of the Jackson gang.

Originally Posted by Nerwen quoting article

“..Jackson is a creative and a massive fan of Tolkien’s works– this change is the right decision.."

Defending Jackson as a fan of Tolkien also ignores the fact that he is a fan of a variety of movie styles and other directors. The mix of his various fandoms doesn't mesh well.

[tom the eldest]

How many armies would you think will join in the battle?they probably would add anpther forces,just to make thing intense.

[William Cloud Hicklin]

“...if they do come to the books via the films then that is surely good news all round.”
“..these action scenes are nothing new to Jackson’s films or Tolkien’s books...”
“...further use of ‘The Appendices’…"
“...channels the essence of the story…”
“..Jackson is a creative and a massive fan of Tolkien’s works"

Amazing what some people can be conned into believing.....

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by tom the eldest

How many armies would you think will join in the battle?they probably would add anpther forces,just to make thing intense.

Hmmm...I am willing to bet it will be five armies. I am prescient, you know.

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Hmmm...I am willing to bet it will be five armies. I am prescient, you know.

Actually, six, Beorn is an Army of One!

They ought to call it The Hobbit: Where's the Plot Again?.

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Actually, six, Beorn is an Army of One!

They ought to call it The Hobbit: Where's the Plot Again?.

With all the hours of interminable chase scenes, I still prefer The Hobbit: Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone.

[tom the eldest]

The nazgûl would most likely shows up and duel the eagle.they could count as an army too

[Zigûr]

Apparently it's a big deal that we haven't seen a trailer for this yet.
People's ability to work themselves up in anticipation for trash fed to them by giant faceless corporations who just want their money continues to astonish me - like the slave venerating the master who abducted him and forced him to work because he knows the master might feed him an extra scrap of mouldy bread in the future.
Here's the new poster for which I think TORN has thrown a parade or something:
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploa...ies-poster.jpg
Sums up virtually everything wrong with the films:
1) No Bilbo even though the massive words 'The Hobbit' are right there.
2) Focus on "cool" action moments.
3) The reliance on Hollywood cliché (here the framing of a character with his back to the audience).
4) No Bilbo! Did I mention this already?
Ugh.