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Old 03-18-2014, 01:56 AM   #1
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Bandobras Took. He invented golf, after all.
Ha! It's Frodo, still. He bore the ONE RING. If you were joking, then, I'd say: Geez! Very funny.
If not, then, this quote may explain something to you!
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Frodo bore the Ring, that was trying to dominate his WILL every second of his life. Its power grew with every step Fro & Sam took to Mordor.
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Old 03-18-2014, 06:19 AM   #2
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Ha! It's Frodo, still. He bore the ONE RING. If you were joking, then, I'd say: Geez! Very funny.
If not, then, this quote may explain something to you!

Frodo bore the Ring, that was trying to dominate his WILL every second of his life. Its power grew with every step Fro & Sam took to Mordor.
All the Rings are gone. Only golf remains. Golf is greater than rings.
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Old 03-18-2014, 07:33 AM   #3
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All the Rings are gone. Only golf remains. Golf is greater than rings.
Golf remains because the Ring is gone. Had it not been for Frodo carrying the Ring to Mordor, Souron would have won. And then, instead of playing Golf, people would be screaming with pain!!! All around darkness, sadness. I don't think people would even want to play Golf when it is dark like hell.
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Old 03-18-2014, 08:48 AM   #4
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Golf remains because the Ring is gone. Had it not been for Frodo carrying the Ring to Mordor, Souron would have won. And then, instead of playing Golf, people would be screaming with pain!!! All around darkness, sadness. I don't think people would even want to play Golf when it is dark like hell.
On the contrary, I can imagine a miniature golf course designed along the lines of a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
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Old 03-22-2014, 11:44 AM   #5
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My vote would be for Smeagol's grandmother. Afterall, she did taught Gollum to "suck eggs".
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Old 03-22-2014, 01:07 PM   #6
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The Gaffer's caretaker. Because Widow Rumble is the best Hobbit name ever. She must have been a wrestler in her spare time.
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:14 PM   #7
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I vote for Sam; because while he and Bilbo are the only two beings to voluntarily give up the One Ring, he went further, taking the Ring while knowing the risks, in order to stop it falling into the hands of Sauron. It is no wonder that the relevant chapter is called The Choices of Master Samwise.

He then resisted the call of the Ring, which was offering to make him 'Samwise the Strong', due to his 'hobbit common sense'. Sam then, after rescuing Frodo, voluntarily gave the Ring back to him. In doing all this, he ensured that the War of the Ring was won.
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The Gaffer's caretaker. Because Widow Rumble is the best Hobbit name ever. She must have been a wrestler in her spare time.
I assumed she just had chronic indigestion...
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