What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel55 · 03-01-2014, 03:42 PM

Being online on the Downs alone with two spammers.

Evil universities.

McCaber · 07-12-2014, 09:43 PM

Not having enough time. For my wife, for my friends, and for the Downs.

Galadriel55 · 07-13-2014, 10:22 AM

Squeaky breaks on your bicycle.

Aganzir · 07-13-2014, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Squeaky breaks on your bicycle.

I can so relate to that! I could add brakes that barely work so especially if it's wet, you have to be very careful if you don't want to be hit by a car, and which get so rusty that if your bike stands still for two days, you'll have to use violence on the rear brake.

I need to do some fixing.

*imagines orcish bike crashes on the plains of Gorgoroth due to faulty brakes*

Lindale · 08-29-2014, 01:12 AM

I assign Google right now, and the fact that I don't understand what I'm doing wrong for it to say that there's too much traffic in my computer/network/I-don't-know

Andsigil · 09-07-2014, 04:44 PM

I assign to Mordor the speech pattern known as "vocal fry" (lowering one's voice and creaking to sound like Ke$ha).

Fingernails on chalkboards sound better than girls speaking in vocal fry. Cats mating sound better than grown women speaking in vocal fry- especially when combined with overuse of the word "like" and high-rising terminals.

Ugh.

Inziladun · 09-24-2014, 04:50 PM

McAfee anti-virus. I don't use it, but they're sneaky about inserting free "tools" into popular updates of other programs. That's twice now I've had to uninstall and reinstall the anti-virus I am using because of them.

03-01-2014, 03:42 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,521	Being online on the Downs alone with two spammers. Evil universities. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-12-2014, 09:43 PM	#2
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Not having enough time. For my wife, for my friends, and for the Downs. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

07-13-2014, 10:22 AM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,521	Squeaky breaks on your bicycle. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-29-2014, 01:12 AM	#5
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	I assign Google right now, and the fact that I don't understand what I'm doing wrong for it to say that there's too much traffic in my computer/network/I-don't-know __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

09-07-2014, 04:44 PM	#6
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	I assign to Mordor the speech pattern known as "vocal fry" (lowering one's voice and creaking to sound like Ke$ha). Fingernails on chalkboards sound better than girls speaking in vocal fry. Cats mating sound better than grown women speaking in vocal fry- especially when combined with overuse of the word "like" and high-rising terminals. Ugh. __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

09-24-2014, 04:50 PM	#7
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	McAfee anti-virus. I don't use it, but they're sneaky about inserting free "tools" into popular updates of other programs. That's twice now I've had to uninstall and reinstall the anti-virus I am using because of them. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.