A Christmas card given a Tolkien twist

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Faramir Jones

I came across a Christmas card I decided to send to a fellow fan. It had a polar bear on the ice, wearing a red and white hat, saying 'One of my favourite things about this time of year is the cute little elves...' Inside the polar bear explained that 'They taste like chicken!'

When writing, I decided to add the following:

It was not a good time and place for this polar bear, on the Grinding Ice, and overheard by a group of large, warlike, very cold, very hungry and very angry Fingolfin-led elves!

What do people think?

Maybe that is what really happened to Elenwe! I expect even Elves would find a polar bear a challenge...